It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
a man with a shirt on at a bar
rad
bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too
Louisville and PK landing Karter Knox from KP and Arkansas in the year 2026 proves we are living in a simulation
Baseball is the best sport All-Time.
at 5pm on the dot, my husband loves to crack a beer and listen to the SimCity 3000 soundtrack
Cooking from a recipe sucks. Much more fun just to throw shit together
I definitely am
If your song didn’t come out minimum 15 years ago idgf
Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)
this sucks so much ass.
Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."
If you’re not listening to jam bands on a loop since Friday you’re messing up
Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.
SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS
T-minus 5 minutes.
Orange Lazarus (1956-1994) An orange flavored slush drink, part of a line that included Lime Balthazar and Grape Judas. This variety developed a cult following for its potential to shut down a drinker’s central nervous system in 1.2 seconds
Ohhhh baby
You're trying to concentrate on an Italian string quarter play Locatelli's C major in the governor's music room in Port Mahon and this MF won't stop tapping his fucking feet
Kruk just said he’d like to see Adolis oiled up and flexing. It's the first game.
Old 97s 👀👀👀
LFG Cardsssssssssss
every time I start reading Green Eggs and Ham to my 2-year-old I think "okay take it easy this time don't get caught up and excitable" and by the time I'm 20 pages in I'm delivering every line like it's a Twista lyric
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
This is the guy
Primus performing “Jerry Was a Race Car Driver” on the Dennis Miller Show (1992)
The pivot from “You’re going to be so tired of winning” to “American children don’t need so many dolls and ‘a piece of chicken a piece of broccoli a tortilla and some other thing is a full meal’ and Americans should be choosing the cheaper cuts of meat” happened a lot faster than I thought it would.
My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.
“A year after the $1.1 billion overhaul,” which added a new lane each direction, “the 405’s rush hour drive times were a minute slower than they were before the workers broke ground. Five years later, traffic was worse at all times of day.”
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