STAR TREK TIMELINES book cover (not final)
After a year+ of work, I can finally, excitedly, announce I co-wrote the forthcoming STAR TREK TIMELINES from publisher DK with fellow authors @kellifitzwrites.bsky.social @dattico.bsky.social and Michael Dismuke. Comes out in November 2026 and is available for pre-order now! #startrek #LLAP
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“If you were in charge of Star Trek, what would you do?”
I think y’all know my first answer…
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Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public
'The peak of fear mongering.'
Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.
HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.
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The SPLC has long monitored and exposed white nationalist and Christian nationalist hate groups, so it makes sense that an administration staffed by many people sympathetic to one or both of those movements would use the DOJ to go after them.
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everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"
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You ever notice that the online rage merchant bigots always have the same tactic when pressed & criticized on their bullshit?
They gaslight everyone by saying we never saw what we actually saw, followed by the “I was just saying the WRITING was bad, guys, idk what your problem is.”
Every time.
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it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
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share a gif from a WESTERN you love
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I’m still bitter we’ve never gotten closure on the story for Martian Successor Nadesico and I’d love to try to take a crack at it someday.
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Kash Patel is suing the Atlantic, because what you really want to do is open up discovery to a bunch of investigative journalists.
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The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink
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Can you believe we have a Governor in California that when you image search "Gavin Newsom homeless" you can't find a single picture of him feeding or housing anyone in need -- but literally endless photos of him throwing away their personal belongings.
What a giant piece of shit Gavin Newsom is.
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The Jerusalem Cross is a symbol of the Crusades. Disingenuous people argue it’s “just a representation of Christianity and not bigoted”
But we all fucking know the Crusades was about massacring anyone that wasn’t Christian.
Pete Hegseth has a HUGE one tattooed on his chest
It’s a symbol of hate.
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The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.
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Watching the JACKASS movies today was the exact thing I needed. Nothing but laughs all fucking day because watching idiots do stupid things on surprise is still fucking hilarious.
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And just because im me, I did a second version. 🫶🏻
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Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism.
Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.
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Daria the complete series DVD
And afterward, we’re gonna keep it rolling with that Early-00’s MTV energy. Daria was my fucking JAM back in the day.
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The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
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My last four movies watched
🎶 One of these things is not like the others… 🎶
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Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism
in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.
"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X
The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.
I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).
So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.
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The first three JACKASS movies on DVD
Man, I don’t even know the last time I pulled my JACKASS DVDs out for a rewatch, but today feels like a good time for it.
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Ewok print.
John C. Reilly as a DBZ guy
Admiral Petrillo print.
Data and Spot print.
Hey hey hey, who just had his two-year web hosting plan auto-renew at double the price, overdrawing his account? This guy. store.brandonbird.com
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It feels so fucking good to be able to just fit into my favorite pair of shorts again for the first time in about 3 years!
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"
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