Goth Bimbo Heathcliff implies the existence of Glam Himbo Garfield.

Society if the stock market was shut down and outlawed after the 1929 crash

It had only been gone for a few years at this point. It’s very funny to be cranky about crossovers while bringing back their biggest headache.

Nearly every good idea (and many bad ones) in it did get stolen by someone else later.

Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

He would never! He might be a bastard and a tabloidmonger but he’s a true newspaper man and would never use fake photographs.

Pizza Chains all start moving to 1-2 topping deals instead of 3.

I don’t know shit about running a pizza place but somehow that one extra topping made a difference 2008-2010 and it’s starting to be phased out again now.

Excited to debut @lobotomy-maid.itch.io as co-host of Battle of the Blorbos.

Nine from Sonic Prime (Represented by Tensei)

Kristoff Vernard from Marvel Comics (Represented by Nobody)

Captain Valentine's Fancy Sweetheart from Skinhorse (Represented by Ash)

Kaiji Ito from Kaiji (Represented by Pixel)

Agnes from Project B-Fer (Represented by LobotomyMaid)

Episode 09 - Tongue Mitten: Mittens for Tonuges | Battle of the Blorbos

CW: This episode features discussion of one of the Blorbo's internalized queerphobia and use of slurs.

@lobotomy-maid.itch.io takes over for M in a only slightly technical error ridden episode. Largely a bunch of losers, let's see if they can surprise us.

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When it rains it fucking pours. My Dad who promised to help with my $1600 taxes backed out and the deadline is really close. On top of that we found a bed bug infestation and need to take everything we own to the laundry mat. Any help would be appreciated. paypal.me/MofHealy

Reinventing the Progressive Conservatives from first principles.

I get it from a "let them fight" perspective, but there's no way I'm gonna be rooting for the fucking Catholic Church.

Thinking about various monstrous women in sff and their internality like "wow this goes so hard" and then being told "actually a guy who doesn't even consider regular human women's internality already wrote about this" like okay but what if it was actually good though

The Syrian Grocer here took down their mural that had their mascot, Olaf from Frozen photoshopped into Syrian clothes. I’m so mad I never took a picture of it.

For things that actually happen. Things they made up will last centuries.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

So there’s a wicked witch character. In fairy tale land she got her powers by sacrificing a baby every year. She can’t do that in Fabletown, she tells everyone she found a way to power her magic by taking a drop of blood from every baby in Fabletown.

That’s a lie she’s running an abortion clinic.

Skill issue. Podcasts just made me trans and gay.

Which is also kinda unemployable but you know.

People cite Buffy’s popularity as why Urban Fantasy took off in the 00s but I think and under looked reason is that most of that level of world building is already done for you by the real world so when world building mania hit it was less susceptible.

I’ve heard that too.

Battle of the Blorbos

Started listening to a fun, little-known Podcast called Battle of the Blorbos

It's all about ranking guests' blorbos through the medium of funny challenges

Also i'm on episode 1 and that's why i haven't listened to it earlier

Big recommend you follow @battleblorbopod.bsky.social and check it out

Savage Rifts is the best version of Rifts which is a TTRPG where you can find use for any mini from any game.

I mostly agree with how nerds interact with fiction (myself included at times) but “this lore makes existing porn appeal to an extra fetish” is a slightly different thing.

A trans woman says "I want you to treat me like a piece of meat" to her partner. She puts her finger up to her lover's chine and says "also I like to be hit." They are in a meat locker. The trans woman is strung up with rope. The partner is dressed like Rocky. Burgess Meredith says "Yer a Wreckin' Machine!"

Forever Four, a Haruhi Suzumiya Podcast - Don't Know What To Do E027 YouTube video by Don't Know What To Do - A Ranma 1/2 Podcast

What is this, a crossover episode? Our good friend @mofhealy.bsky.social from Rank-O-Tron 5000 joins us in our ongoing coverage of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Let's start April with the August that never ends.

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Dysphoria is like this

Rank-O-Tron 5000 Peer Review | Battle of the Blorbos

Pixel takes us on another peer review journey to celebrate 500 games beaten and ranked.

Pyre represented by April

We ♥ Katamari represented by Hedgey

Plants vs Zombie represented by Ash

Soul Calibur III represented by M

3D Dot Heroes represented by Pixel

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Ark City Arcane Blues by Pixel Bismuth A Spellpunk TTRPG about the gig economy and Megacorps

Meowdy. I'm Pixel, nonbinary gamedev, and i made a cool TTRPG called Ark City Arcane Blues.

It's about modern wizardry, the gig economy, and why capitalism must be destroyed.

It uses a tarot deck for check resolution and mad libs to define characters.

it's a labor of love i'm super proud of.

Well BSG stops being hard SF in that last season.