'SURPRISE, BITCH'

Maybe medieval animals actually looked like that

Don't make me tap the end of my first post

*Tapping the end of the post you're replying to*

I have no idea how long it actually takes but however long it is is too long to further ruin the already very mid aspects of meat, potatoes, onions & carrots

I like lasagne though & think Vienetta is a proper Britsagne

still bad, sorry. Not the mouthfeel or taste combo for me

YEP!

Also generally as much as I feel the dunk quote urge, I try to remember that especially in sharing dogshit from X, we are scooping up dogshit from elsewhere and taking it directly to the doors of people who deliberately moved house to get away from all the shitting dogs

It really doesn't help that I am also not big on potatoes or non italian mince based dinners or indeed onions or cooked carrots

Shepherds/Cottage Pie. 'Yeah, we'll take the aspects of meat, potatoes & veg and mush it all together into one big layered splat, it will take 5 hours to cook'

I will not be accepting comments that I am wrong

meh.

Musky randomly calling some guy a peado* just because he was sulking really opened the door to some horrendous unchecked behaviour from famouses

*the irony, considering

Being a bit of a debbie downer atm but I'm tired & ✨I just don't think wealthy celebrities should get to baselessly doxx and libel random members of the public & get away with it scott free purely because said member of the public is in a minority that the celebrity personally finds icky✨

Right?? But Sharrron's a total frother these days too, and she still gets work as well as being plonked in the upper house for life

So disgusting, Beth Upton was found by that tribunal to be an entirely blameless victim of severe harassment by a foulmouthed phobe & racist, and those ghouls continue to harass, doxx and libel her wherever she goes. Tennis Phobe needs to be retired from telly duties after that.

Not going to share the circulating screengrabs of Navratilova horrifically libelling Dr Upton on Uncle Elon's CSAM Website but she deserves to get sued for it & the few of you left who still think she's sound just bc she'll occasionally call Trumpy a wankpuffin or whatever might want to rethink that

*Strapping a 2yo into the drivers seat of a Ford Ranger Raptor, he drives it straight into the front of Frankie & Bennys* Jack-Jack, what the FUCK, are you PISSED???

I shook his hand after, once?

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that is, I suppose, a very Radio 4 reply

The french: get over here and explain yourself, noncechops
British gvt: ...we're banning phones from schools and making 40yos hand over their ID to DM on Bluesky, The Radio 6 Of Apps, what else do you want us to do about it?

Still thinking about Unavowed & sweet sad funny soft spoken little Eli Beckett going absolutely apeshit at [spoiler]. What a game.

There's a whole badger in there operating him like a rataouille

My London: Notting Hill residents paint houses black to put off 'rude' influencers.

Johnny Nice Painter out off of The fast Show having one of his episodes triggered by the colour black.

JOHNNY.

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A place
Where nobody dared to go
In '15 we all said no
They call it Miliverse
And now
Open your eyes and see
The Scandelson made it real
We'll live in Miliverse

Oh, *that* Peter Mandelson?

Hahahaha oh GOD that was so awful

🎶Chaos with Ed is coming
And everybody's humming
He lost 11 years back
But now he's found a new track🎶

I like the way you work it
ken tippidy
you gotta hundred legs