Conservative Speaker: Get ready to be SHOCKED and OFFENDED, snowflakes!!!!
Student: Ew, you're a bit of a dick, aren't you?
Conservative Speaker: PLEASE MISTER GOVERNMENT SIR, THE CHILDREN WERE HORRID TO ME, MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO NOT SAY I'M BRILLIANT, SIR! PUNISH THEM, SIR!
Posts by Gabby HC
University students are, by their nature, the most open minded people going. They WANT to learn, they WANT to be exposed to new ideas.
The "issue" is (in this context) is that they will also CHALLENGE those new ideas that they learn about.
And certain sections of society don't like that.
Bunny Vs Monkey : the reviews are in! 🤩
BBC Search result. Balamory (2002-05)
Enjoying that BBC iPlayer has separated Balamory into two different eras like they did with Doctor Who.
Especially since these guys usually mean to take themselves out as well (bc they're fucking cowards) & death by cop is such an easy way to do it.
These bastards should have to live with it.
Thinking of that period as far back as the 1980s when media studies courses were routinely dismissed as ‘Mickey Mouse degrees’. Particularly and specifically by media outlets, curiously enough.
Try not to piss around shitposting on social media too much* when you do have a looming deadline like this dickhead right here
*Actually I often find distracting myself with stupid fucking jokes on here can help. Procrastination is part of the process. See also: Going for a big walk.
Get a deadline for draft 1. If nobody has set you a deadline, set a sensible one for yourself. Get someone else to read draft one & give their thoughts - better yet, read it to someone else aloud, you'd be surprised how much that helps you hear what needs fixing for draft 2.
can confirm, also chanting 'vomit draft' as you do the vomit draft can and does help
An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”
Oh I absolutely would
I actually believe in the furries to push for this and make it MAGNIFICENT
Prosthetics that would allow humans to race gracefully on all fours like gazelles
I saw someone driving a 25 plate Tesla. I wanted to cut them up lol. I think any Tesla purchased post N*zi salute should have their own congestion charge, I really do
Hahahah
AH HON HEE HON HEE HON*
*I'm 1/4 French which means it's OK
thanks Andrew!
Also available in libro.fm (just checked) which lets you buy DRM-free files so you're not tied to one vendor, and gives a portion of sale price to indie bookshops.
I just double checked & as far as I can tell it's still available from Audible as well as Kobo, if you want to take outeast's advice and listen to me narrating Cursed with my very 'your mother was a hamster' French accent for Lazzers
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed my outrageous French accent!
💖🐉🕷💖
'hamnet-era'
Oh man, this has reminded me they're selling RR Diner shirts
you need to know how much I laughed at 'faecal Catherine wheel'
Cursed Vibes:
Rooks Vibes*:
*Schitts Creek isn't paranormal but the family dynamic is similar
Darkwood vibes:
I'm not usually that bothered by either franchise (though I love Aliens & Prey) but this one is FANTASTIC. Hooray for buddy comedy adventures!!
Ahhhhh I loved that film!