Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

I ordered something on Amazon for home delivery, they dropped it at a local pickup point instead. Rather than text me the access code as norm, they texted me to tell me to download the app and register so they could send me the code.

I didn't collect and requested a refund as "item not delivered"

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TMZ headline DR CONRAD MURRAY 'I HELD MICHAEL'S PENIS EVERY NIGHT'

Hope the MJ film has this spinning into frame like a front page about racketeering in a 1940's crime flick.

Avengers: Edgegame

Me: "Manchester Airport is the worst airport in the world"

Schipol: "Hold my comically small Heineeken..."

This is some Zack Snyder level bullshit. If it's crucial to the plot it should have been in the fecking movie first time round.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

🎶 Proddy shark, do-do do-do-do

We're basically treating it like a festival and drinking out way through it until we go home!

Top shout 👍

Thanks pal! Plus mine and LadyMc's wedding anniversary is on 17th so it's a proper emotional rollercoaster three-dayer!

MotherMc was 90 yesterday, she's got dementia and mobility problems. We made her a photo book of holidays she'd been on with us. Rest of family made a pic and video montage of birthday wishes from family around the world and old photos, for a digital picture frame. Memories are nice. And booze.

I completely understand, these days are odd for us too (mum's birthday on 18th, dad's anniversary on 19th). He hung on for a day longer so he wouldn't die on her birthday. Mum was 90 yesterday, big ol' party, today we're wistfully looking through old pics of her and dad.

Big hugs to you all

She is a magnet for usually named fellas, I'm surprised she's not been on the blower to you by now

I love the bog graffiti in England ❤️

Boty McBotface

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

Except maybe Last Crusade, but they didn't to Double Indy it

It looks like all the best stuff that Universal has available to offer, the rest are with different studios.

I sing Witch Doctor on karaoke and the lyrics look very similar

He's probably just had a fax installed to upgrade from his home semaphore tower

Haha, no, at 16! I "experienced" work every week for 40 hours 🤣

Tikety-Tok watching buffoons, the lot of them. I bet none of them have even passed out underage in a pub after too many Southern Comfort and lemonades yet.

George Benson was so wrong when he said "I believe the children are our future"

I had a full time office job when I was their age, the little cowards.

Wait, THIS is how I find out???

It's a genius move, nobody will call him a cunt if there is a any chance of a kick to the swingers from those.

I still fondue in my arteries from Morges from 12 years ago!

A lovely part of the world, used to visit Morges and Rolle in that area for work. Loved the train ride from the airport along the lakeside.