“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

Following Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral election, “Nani” by Mr. Cardamom (Zohran Mandani) is challenging to debut on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week.

A recipe suggests a hotdog and cheese microwaved in a tortilla.

Somebody needs to lose their job over this.

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This is among my top five favorite pieces of published research, and I present it to you now as your Saturday semi professional chuckle

Pic #49

Melania Trump wearing an insane wide brimmed purple hat

Me when I'm meeting the King at 11am but have Hamburglar duty at 2pm

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

By the excellent @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

gym mirror selfie, with my phone in my mouth; i’m flexing both pumped biceps, my pits exposed as my lats flare; i’m wearing a slightly-sweaty, grey, ribbed tank and green-and-red, floral, printed shorts; the skin on my neck is slightly shiny with sweat

mm delicious telephone

In my opinion the real problem is the male homeliness epidemic. You guys are ugly as shit.

Red Rooster sign with the ‘s’ missing

here in Ringwood 1985 the legend was born ✊

Image of Trump. The Chaser: Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today

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When you put Ulysses S. Grant and Bram Stoker next to each other they look like a bear couple who run an antique store in Russian River and smell like leather no matter what they're wearing

You were right everyone, Lego is fun

Fucking evergreen

This. 😙🤌

Australian reelected Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese delivering his victory speech

Starting with an acknowledgment of country … nice
#AusVotes #Albo #StillGettingOver2019

Dutton took on the coalition leadership when they were in a pretty bad state. He turned it around and today they are absolutely fucken rooted. What a legacy.

And the people saw the poll, and they saw that it was good; and they went on their way, rejoicing. #auspol #ausvotes

Antony Green calling that the election has been decided

Albo has done it, and it’s looking like Spud is out
#AusVotes

the one time on AbFab where Patsy tried to prove she knows how to eat

The Coalition will remember Peter Dutton's disastrous campaign the way Labor remembers Mark Latham. An unhinged buffoon, wrecker and boofhead.

CUNTISSIMO

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Britain has been paying a high price for Uncle Sam’s craziness. It’s time to turn to Europe | Simon Tisdall | Simon Tisdall In his final column, the Observer’s foreign affairs commentator says America under Trump is not the first time it has caused trouble for allies

“While the US prefers dictators to democrats, punishes its friends, and lies, bullies and plots to steal allies’ sovereign territory, there is no going back. Many, perhaps most, Americans abhor this vile behaviour – yet unaccountably fail to stop it,” Simon Tisdall says what many of us are thinking.