Infowars: Now a Comedy Network A court order, a receivership, and The Onion walk into a bar. Alex Jones loses the building.

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Alex Jones spent thirty years warning about the globalists. Turns out the globalists were a satirical newspaper from Chicago.

Running Out the Clock on Democracy The conventional analysis of 2026 assumes the game still has referees. That assumption deserves a closer look.

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The lesson Trump and his people took from 2018 was not that they needed to moderate. It was that they could run out the clock on anything Congress tried to do.

Losing the War, Winning the Strait Iran lost every battle. It still controls the price of oil. That's the war that matters.

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Iran lost every battle. It still controls the price of oil. That's the war that matters.

Sunday Digest April 19, 2026

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The week began with electoral earthquakes in Budapest & ended with a three-part reckoning on AI and publishing. In between: a botched war, a staged grandmother, a Pope put in his place, and two pieces asking what accountability actually looks like after the fever breaks.

A Contract for the AI Era Why publishing contracts need to ban concealment, not AI — and what happens when they don't

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Why publishing contracts need to ban concealment, not AI — and what happens when they don't

I Use AI. Here's What That Means The second piece in a three-part examination — this one from the inside.

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What follows is an attempt to explain what that actually means, why I think concealment is the real offense, and why the people most loudly attacking artificial intelligence as an affront on literary purity are often the least qualified to define it.

Publishing's Convenient Amnesia From ghostwriters to packagers to AI — the publishing industry has always found a way to look the other way

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From ghostwriters to packagers to AI — the publishing industry has always found a way to look the other way

The Audit Why the Machine Needs Teeth, Not Slogans

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Why the Machine Needs Teeth, Not Slogans

The False Choice Killing Democracy What the European Public Prosecutor's Office gets right that Washington keeps getting wrong.

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What the European Public Prosecutor's Office gets right that Washington keeps getting wrong.

The DoorDash Grandma and the $100 Tip Sharon Simmons didn’t save $11,000. She saved somewhere between nothing and $2,640. Somebody explain that to me.

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Sharon Simmons didn’t save $11,000. She saved somewhere between nothing and $2,640. Somebody explain that to me.

The Audit Why the Machine Needs Teeth, Not Slogans

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Why the Machine Needs Teeth, Not Slogans

America Lost by Not Winning ...and Iran won by not losing

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America lost by not winning, and Iran won by not losing.

Democrats and the Math of War There's a difference between "can't pass legislation" and "can't lead." The Democratic Party is using one to avoid thinking about the other.

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There's a difference between "can't pass legislation" and "can't lead." The Democratic Party is using one to avoid thinking about the other.

Trump Told the Pope to Shut Up Trump's war with Pope Leo isn't a scandal. It's a highlight reel.

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Trump told the leader of 1.4 billion Catholics to shut up, posted an AI image of himself as Jesus, and went to bed. The mistake is thinking Trump’s supporters are embarrassed. They’re not. They’re thrilled.

A Faceplant for the Ages Vance in Hungary

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JD Vance flew to Budapest to bless a proof of concept. The voters said: “Nope.”

The Kindness of Not Knowing When truth threatens love, what do we keep?

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Sarkis had always seen too much. Not bones, not ghosts. Something worse. When people spoke, something behind their faces moved—a tightening, a flinch, a small weather system forming under the skin.

Everyone Knew. Nobody Will Pay. The Iran war wasn't one man's hubris. It was institutional consensus built on motivated reasoning.

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There’s a version of the Iran war story that writes itself. Trump ignored his advisors, thinking it would be over in days. Trump was wrong. This version is accurate, satisfying, and almost entirely useless — because it lets everyone else in the room walk out the door.

Four Facts, Zero Follow-Up The Kharg strikes, the Budapest deal, the futures spike, and the broker call. Four stories. Zero synthesis.

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Four facts were reported separately, in different sections of different publications, by journalists who apparently had no reason to put them in the same paragraph.

This is that paragraph.

The Variance Report A faultless engineer. A flawless record. A system that experienced both as contamination.

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A faultless engineer. A flawless record. A system that experienced both as contamination.

The Friendship Day Nobody Wanted JD Vance flew to Budapest this week to fight foreign interference and became the foreign interference, and the truly remarkable thing is that he didn’t even bother to look embarrassed about it.

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JD Vance flew to Budapest this week to fight foreign interference and became the foreign interference, and the truly remarkable thing is that he didn’t even bother to look embarrassed about it.

Ara Rubyan
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Both sides agree a proposal exists. Both sides describe it differently. Both sides are lying to someone, and it might be you.

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When AI fabricates your citations, the question isn't what the software did. It's what you didn't.

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Elias Beaumont had mopped the same forty-foot stretch of hallway outside the White House briefing room so many times that he could do it in the dark, which he sometimes did, arriving at 5 a.m.

The Right to Exist A Good Faith Dismantling of Mehdi Hasan’s Argument

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Mehdi Hasan is a skilled debater.
Let’s take him seriously. He deserves that. And taking him seriously means following his argument all the way down.

Courts Are For Other People Judge Leon said pause. The Sharpie said no. Welcome to American civics in 2026.

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Judge Leon said pause. The Sharpie said no. Welcome to American civics in 2026.

The Battleship at Michigan & Trumbull A life measured in visits to Detroit's Tiger Stadium

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I first met Tiger Stadium by climbing toward it, one concrete step at a time. We were a pack of loud, sunburn boys who already believed we understood baseball because we’d watched it on television. The stairs taught otherwise.

Bernie's $3,000 Check Bernie Sanders wants to take from the ultra-rich and give to you. The idea is better than the plan.

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Bernie Sanders wants to send you $3,000. But before you spend it, you should understand exactly how shaky the ground is beneath that promise — and why that doesn’t necessarily mean the idea is a bad one.

The Education of Derek Plunkett The following is accurate to the best of my knowledge, which is extensive.

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I sort lists. I sorted Derek Plunkett’s future by accident, and I want to be fair to both of us about that.

They Funded the Shutdown That Wasn’t In Case You Missed It: ICE never ran out of money. Washington spent forty-two days pretending otherwise.

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In Case You Missed It: ICE never ran out of money. Washington spent forty-two days pretending otherwise.

The Man Who Decoded America Everyone in a Billy Wilder film is performing a self the world will destroy. He knew why.

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He crossed an ocean to a country whose language he would have to learn the way a safecracker learns a lock — by feel, by patience, by listening for the click.

He learned it so well that he ended up writing it better than the people born into it.