Silva’s position on my Mount Rushmore of PL cunts is solidified for eternity, Haaland close and Cherki putting in a shift to get there

Can we petition NBC Sports to release Lee Dixon, as the 8th amendment protects us from cruel and unusual punishment i.e. listening to this bastard

I have never been as over a player as I am over fucking O’Reilly

My fucking blood pressure I might literally explode.

Let’s pump that goal difference

MGW might just put the infinity gauntlet on and snap spurs out of the prem

Coping with nerves by staring at this bundle of joy.

Got my pregame packs of cigs and heroin.

Gonna continue to bang this drum for a while, I get the loyalty to a cup keeper, I do. But, Raya is far more than the position, effectively a midfield man himself, fair to say that either goal might not have happened with him in.

Man, the best part of reading takes from the other 18 fan bases is how much time they’ll bang on about city being the cheats they are… then it switches right off against us. Classic.

This is the thing I bang on about the most, how is Saka consistently man marked with one or two men covering and we can’t find a way to exploit it in games like this.

Not a competition I’m going to cry or lose sleep over, but when it’s those 115 charges blue fucks, I can’t help but feel the sting. Surely, karma will rear its head for them like it did for chelski but we might all be nuclear ash before that day comes. COYG.

“Don’t need to tell you their charges that haven’t gone away”

You might want to because it seems everyone who matters fucking has. Get the fuck out.

82’ Martinelli for Trossard swap is one I’ll need some explaining for, a bit too late at this point IMO

Damn Bernardo will just lunge in with the confidence of an untouchable man…

Wonder why that is 🤔

Give Dowman a white monster and let him run wild

Can we please normalize going with your number 1 for cup finals? I mean Christ, Raya is a metronome for this team just as much as a shot stopper.

Gotta hit the bench, feels like I’ve been watching City’s training regiment for the last 15 mins

Wouldn’t be March without that tinge of doom would it

Dodgy pen for city is written all over this in ten foot tall letters.

Actually dying at this 😂

Got foster dog stuff to all day but it sounds like English refereeing is staying par for the course. COYG.

(Our little 30 lbs of chaos attached with today’s comfort Patagonia)

At Chelsea? Come on, could never happen with their prestige.

Easy to argue that his best days are behind him, but I cannot express how much I love that Christian fuckin Norgaard is just a rotation player for us

Damn I think we got Raya half the price too

Do goals from open play even count?

Need the UK time change so bad, we’ve done a double since I got out of the office and started the commute.

eberechi eze as next james bond

How dare Arsenal rely on world class efforts from world class players. Fucking shame.

These guys won the league and spent like 500m btw lmao