KASH PATEL (in his weasel voice): The reality, guys… is that I totally have a girlfriend… and she totally sings country music… and she sings said country music…totally awesome!

REPORTER: Uhh… is this FBI Director drunk now?

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NUNES (to TRUMP): It’s been an honor serving you, Mister President Sir who has massively huge penis!

NUNES (to himself):

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When someone TELLS you what they are, ask questions… if someone SHOWS you what they are by having a cackling laughter like the Wicked Witch of the West, believe they’re a fucking deceitful piece of shit!

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Israeli forces killed a child and a young man who posed no danger to anyone in two separate incidents on the same day in Tulkarm. Details: www.reddit.com/r/israelexpo... -

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That song was supposed to be Sinatra’s proclamation into retirement… but it was such a hit, he had to perform it for an extra 10 FUCKING YEARS!!!

Son of a bitch!
And thank you for the response!
That was really helpful!

So true!…. Soooo, why’s it on a USPS envelope?

TRUMP: That’s right! I’m leading this investigation on how this attempt totally happened & how the healing of my ear proves I’m one of Marvel’s super soldiers…

A statement from the country of Egypt: Well, well, well…

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Oh, also… almost forgot! Trump’s personal doctor looks like this…

Sooo… circle jerk then? Yes?

Ex-model, arrested by Aventura police and deported, causes White House stir A Brazilian brought to the U.S. on an Epstein plane at age 16 lashes out at the Trumps, saying she was betrayed by her friend Melania.

The story behind the ex-Brazilian model, arrested in South Florida, who claims she has compromising material on the President and First Lady.

via @jkbjournalist.bsky.social
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TODD BLANCHE:

When he said “I’ll grab them by the pussy”, I was like, “hmm, that’s almost as worse as saying his daughter is fuckin’ hot”…
but he NEVER said anything like that about the Pope!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm… let me see… what is that? 50 lines of text? Uhh… nope!

TRUMP (to his Social Media Goon Squad): Make a picture of me & Jesus at a Coldplay concert!

I think Trump only keeps Hegseth around because Trump crushes hard for him. Imagine Hegseth saying the things he says while looking like Woody Allen!

The creature who attacks the Pope has this demon for his “spiritual advisor.”

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Sadly, they didn’t leave after the warning…

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TODD BLANCHE: Now, excuse me as I resume in sucking Trump’s gigantic fat tit-tays!!!

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Yes… a great jujitsu move.

Bless Pope Leo For Blasting Donald’s Stupid War Well said, sir.

The President of the United States is now attacking the Pope, the representative for Jesus Christ on Earth and the leader of the entire Catholic faith, for not endorsing his illegal war and blatant war crimes.

And he’s just realizing it- KIDDING! He’ll never realize it! He was and will always be an unaware fucking moron!

MAGA praise be to Allah?
Okay now…
Say it with me 1970’s sitcom!…

Hoodlum! Don’t dare speak ill of the shit-wife of Ted Cruz… Hideous Heidi Cow-Face Cruz! Leave her alone!

Sooo… should I campaign for your presidency now? 😃🙏

Congratulations to Peter Magyar who decisively defeated Orban despite the unprecedented attempts to interfere in this election by Trump and his cronies.

Democracy CAN prevail, but only if we are vigilant, persistent, and remain committed to defending our values.

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Trump, with his dementia raddled brain, goes on autopilot…