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Posts by The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!

Wait a minute! David? Where are ya? Where'd he go?

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Yeah! But he didn't make them Plumb-Fu-proof!

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Mouser, this is NOT a nursery school! This is an evil castle!

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That's it!

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Till next time, everybody!

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I just hope this crazy plan of yours works!

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And he's comin' over here?

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Thank you, your Imperial Poobahness!

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Hmmm... At least your Hot Pepper Ice Cream looks yummy! I'll just take an itty-bitty taste!

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{*with Luigi and Pam Matteson*} Do the Mario!

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Come in!

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Magic Johnson. Whohohohoa! Finally! A big time repair job! I must have a trophy repair manual...somewhere... It's somewhere. I'll find it.

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Don't give up, Herc! There's a super fungus among us!

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Not until you wash down the Brooklyn Bridge! It's a mess!

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It's not! Well, then it's probably the scarecrow!

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Mario! Luigi! You've gotta get back that Magic Statue!

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Oh no! King Koopa must have found us!

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No, no, no! Not exactly! It's a toy! You make pictures on it!

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I bet he did it to get you out of your cottage so he could-

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Fast? That's it, Pronto! I'll distract those Troopas, and you... (*whispering*)

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Mash 'em! Stomp 'em! Crush 'em!

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Oh, sure! Then we're gonna go to the museum, then we're gonna see the Statue of Liberty, the Stanton Island ferry... After the Stanton Island ferry, we're coming back and-

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Not now, Mario! Can't you see I'm busy?

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Come in!

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Goodbye, and good riddance!

12 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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No kidding, Princeeeeeeeeess!

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Well, it works in movies!

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It's only a rainstorm, Murphy. When it stops, there'll be a beautiful rainbow!

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We gotta educate him! He's gonna have enough trouble adjusting to modern life as it is, without you making dumb jokes about phone lines to the Martians.

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Like a pizza, you can divide the world up into many many pieces, eh?

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