Who are the Mariners going to fire first?

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Jersey clean too

Sounders fan showing a ccl patch in the heart of the stunned tigres fan base in Mexico (and he's wearing a Mexico hat)

This guy. Legend. Come out in the second half to win, Sounders.

Restaurant music volume wouldn't be so bad if they added a bit of ceiling / wall treatment. It's the reflections that bother my ears the most.

Jesus is probably the worst defender of the three. Hassani on the other hand... Maybe just because he hasn't been playing that much since his injury.

Them boys trying to go to Cabo yesterday

Kraken social team doing everything they can, man.

The more I learn about math, the more I think I actually get worse.

Anyways, looking forward to this

As kids we always blamed this on the Satan worshipers

They look like ass, Jeff

An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Low-res tronked out The legend of Zelda 2 Adventure of Link-assed 8-bit blocked out Tweety Bird

Breh, if Yehboah was on the Sounders...

The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.

The deficit got worse.

The ballstick men did not shake hands and now the internet is on fire.

I've heard him say it in the past, I've also heard players reference it being an incentive to come to Seattle.

710 Seattle Sports will never know the side of joy

"I'd rather be torn apart by a pack of wild dogs then put one single dollar out of ten back into my community!" shouted Schneider to a torn Achilles'd Richard Sherman just before voiding his remaining contract.

Sounders trying to punish all mistakes tonight

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I'm watching CONCACAF Champions Cup play on Fox Sports. Why does it look like it's being shot using a series of iPhone 13s?

Whatever you posted here was blocked by one of the filters I have in place.

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Couldn't tell you what any of that meant.

Here's how they will end freedom.

Judge orders Dallas County to extend polling hours for Texas Democratic primary amid voter confusion Two county Republican parties opted to use precinct-level rather than county-wide polling sites, which Democrats say resulted in voters showing up to the wrong locations.

A Dallas County judge ordered Democratic polling sites to stay open for an additional two hours for the Texas primary on Tuesday night amid confusion from voters over where they could cast their ballots.