Getting right on it

Can people from Kansas actually hear themselves talk? ... In their defense, they were a cool band.

Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt · 3h Trump, the biggest failed strategist in US history, has plunged America into a strategic catastrophe. During his self-proclaimed “victory parade” against Iran, he squandered at least 45% of the US's precision-guided missile arsenal in just seven weeks—including half of all THAAD missiles and nearly 50% of Patriot interceptor missiles. This isn't some fake news blog reporting this, but CNN, citing a CSIS analysis and internal Pentagon data. The result? An “imminent risk” of munitions depletion should a real conflict erupt in the coming years—for example, with China. Trump has ruined the US defense capability for years to come. And for what? For nothing. No regime change in Iran. No destroyed nuclear program. No strategic breakthrough. Just a shaky ceasefire that gives the mullahs time to rearm while America stands naked. Trump, the great “Art of the Deal” master, has once again only produced hot air – and in doing so, burned through the most expensive and scarce weapons in the USA like a pubescent boy with fireworks.

This seems bad.

And I'm pretty sure our enemies are paying attention.

He is not our president. He is a kidnapper, holding 350 million of us hostage until he gets everything he wants... or dies. Whichever comes first🤞🏻

Any Dem who runs on a platform of ending every single government contract with Palantir, then hiring a team of experts to undo the damage these fascist dorks have done to our infrastructure, communications and personnel, not only has my vote, but has my donation checks and volunteer hours as well.

a man wearing glasses and a suit is walking down the stairs Alt: Speaker Mike Johnson with increasingly buggy eyes

In time for the holidays?🎄

It started with an Elf-on-a-Shelf
And Snoop-on-a-Stoop I like,
But there's a new one in the house
And he's called Mike-on-a-Spike

She works for Bari. That's baffling enough. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why do they all have the same creepy smile? Is it a genetic mutation 🧬... and that fucker has spittle, I guarantee it

Why is Blinky sitting?! 🚨 Someone call 911! 🚑

Old timey poster JOIN THE NAVY, with the second line, AND GET THE FLU

Does it come in detention orange?

🎶 Sara is a racist bitch
doo dah doo dah

I hope she gets the help she needs... especially with her eyebrows. They're just wrong

Neil deGrasse Tyson, who prefers the term "young" sciences to "soft" sciences, is a way cooler astrophysicist than this insufferable twit.

The mainstream media is in on the con. The Nazis stayed in power thanks to big business. Big media is in business with MAGA because they value power and money more than the freedom of the First Amendment.

Too many of them went from highly regarded, prize-winning journalists to trump toadies and corporate shills. That's a choice.

Oh alright I'm willing to come out of retirement to work as the official dickhead spotter 🙋🏻‍♀️

Sure. Let's use tests designed for Western industrialized populations on sub-saharan Africans, and stats from 25 years ago ... 📉🤡

He could just be readjusting the💡up his ass

The word choice in "stiffer sentencing" did not escape my attention

Because it’s election season…

This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.

Agreed. For that reason, I trust only my cat. She promises nothing and never fails to deliver. 🐈‍⬛

10 Chinese Megacities Already Living 100 Years Ahead of New York City YouTube video by Core Insights

This is what the US could have done if it hadn't spent $20 trillion blowing up children in the Middle East in the past 35 years.

Once you realise that the 2 most lucrative businesses are #war and #illness, it’s easy to understand what’s going on

#MilitaryIndustrialComplex

This is especially true if the reason they're disenchanted with trump is that they think he didn't go FAR ENOUGH 🤬

Thanks for ruining my makeup. 🥹💕

We all knew what M,SW meant. Cue the anecdotes ...

"Brinkmanship: In political contexts, this is the "art of the deal" where a negotiator pushes a situation to the verge of disaster and then publicly declares a breakthrough or victory that hasn't actually been agreed upon yet."

Ohhhhh. THAT art of the deal 🤝🤞🤡