Why are you only listing their good points? How about the really sordid details of their actual misdeeds

Trump hasn’t got the attention span or the brains to follow Mussolini or any other dictator’s playbook. The $64,000 question is “who is really pulling his strings and calling the shots? - besides the obvious ones like Netanyahu and Putin?

Speaking of blowing dead bears, how could you forget JFK Jr!

And in case you forgot ⬇️⬇️⬇️

In case you were wondering Trump did not STOP EIGHT WARS. Google translate screwed up. The actual phrase was “I schtupped eight whores.
And as a reminder

Wishing doesn’t make it so. Unfortunately the government has less balls than a carom billiard game so dont hold your breath. My money’s on Trump’s LDL!

I think, when it comes to Trump it’s actually the Wholly Babble! Which is how most of them Serthern Bayptists say it anyway.
Now Lettuce Prey 🙏🙏🙏🙄🤦‍♂️

It was supposed to to say Did Bezos, but Dud Bezos does fit

This is Perfect! Dud Bezos pay for the boob job

4 O levels and multiple years in theatrical training- not too shabby considering the norms of his age group at the time. Leaving school at 16 was typical

Just get congress to admit the last one was rigged and demand a do-over NOW. Withhold all state taxes to the Fed till they cave! South Korea fixed their political screwup in 2 weeks! Trump’s favourite measure of procrastination ! Do you want to be another Russia or another South Korea?

Was it this one?
Avast the White whale!

The average Brexit supporter mirrored the US MAGA movement- mostly white, mostly lower education with a significant number unemployed or on some form of social assistance. Michael Caine hardly fits that narrative

The amount of time Caine has spent in LA is significantly less than the amount he spends in the UK. It’s like saying Trump resides in Scotland because he owns a golf course there where he goes to cheat once in a while. And it’s not like his vote was any different to the 17.4 million other leavers

Who was booing the loudest? Eric or Ivanka?

Interesting- the US has 5000 nukes and a Mob boss for President! And Trump thinks it’s the Pope who likes crime?

I’m an Atheist but I’d still pick a Pope over a Peckerhead any day

Wait till the Iranians tell Trump they’ll reopen negotiations, but only if they replace the Catholic couch cuddler with Barrack Obama

Is that Epstein on the bed? Maybe if he hadn’t arranged his murder in the first place he wouldn’t need to raise him from the dead.
And would you give a false alibi for the guy who had you killed to keep you from squealing

Breaking news: The regime agrees to restart peace talks,”but only if the realtors and the Catholic couch fucker are sent home and replaced with the last American we ever trusted- Barrack Obama”

Another stunning prediction from Nostradumbass! Every Trump nomination is a sadiM gniK moment- everything he touches turns to shit.

Now do Putin and Netanyahu

Another stunning victory for Trump to his Nomination list. I’m looking forward to him nominating Putin and Netanyahu when they come up for reelection

Still trying to figure out why almost every police show on Britbox is 6 episodes long. It takes them 6 episodes to solve ONE murder. In the US they solve 6 in one episode. What does that tell you?
American criminals are effing dumb!

And those are his good points!

So the choice has come down to should I side with a Pope or a Dope?

We need a set of memorial billboards scattered in every major city with a photo of Trump with “ I’m a ………!
Thank you for your attention Donald J Trump”
Suggestions : Liar, Traitor, Failure. Pedophile, Grifter, Scammer. Loser. Felon, War Criminal, Russian Asset, Netenyahu’s Bitch, Cheat, Lousy Golfer

a man in a suit says bingo in a room ALT: a man in a suit says bingo in a room

Reading the latest in the Slough House Series(#9?). At the speed they are going I’ll probably be dead before they get that one made into a TV series! Assuming Gary Oldman doesn’t kick off first!

Not necessarily- he could be giving his buddies Putin or Nettanyahu a ……. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Coutning? 😜😜.
Is 73 too old to be a Tool fan?

The presidents involved in Vietnam also weren’t distracting from pedophilia accusations, listened to congress and didn’t TACO on a weekly basis.

This is Donald Trump- we need 4000 of those $900 screwdrivers and a Porta Potty, gold trim. and one of those neck supports that lets you sleep sitting up- my kids are coming for Easter- 30 billion? Sure, no problem. Send the bill to Gavin Newsom