Filming will be this weekend so if you need me I’ll be in a dark room going “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” until then

Donate to Forecast - Frightfilm 2025, organized by Xandy Schiefer After their film took home two Skelly Awards at Frightfilm 2023, Smoking Werewolf Production… Xandy Schiefer needs your support for Forecast - Frightfilm 2025

Trying to raise funds for a new horror comedy short film. Any support is much appreciated!

gofund.me/2f75e10d

LaRosa’s half staff for woke pope.

Yooooooooo

Tattoo of three arm sally logo from the Don Coscarelli adaptation of John Dies at the End

New tattoo finally healed. Got it to represent my love for the John Dies at the End series by @jasonkpargin.bsky.social

Every time the river floods in Cincinnati I pray for the Newport Hooters barge to detach from the pier and become an autonomous state of pirate waitresses. I just think it’d make the world cooler.

Has the first AI art tattoo happened yet? Let me know so I can set aside time to put on my joker makeup.

I took The Substance and my other self is a little gnome fella

Finished a first draft of a feature screenplay today. It sucks but trying to remember the point is to get it wrong to make it right. If things go well I wrote it to be shot on pretty much zero budget so fingers crossed it’ll be made someday by sheer force of will.

Why isn’t it called “Now You Three Me”?

Shocked you guys didn’t identify the parallel between Huckleberry being the one who pisses on the hot pipe while Jeff grins and the scene in Endgame where Cap wields Thor’s hammer.

Last christmas I gave you my heart and you put it in a blender

I don’t care if my posts don’t reach anyone, they serve a higher purpose (venting my brain poison into the void)

I will watch every tremors movie no matter how much the pope begs me to stop. I will grin on my throne of worms.

There were many small blows to my religious indoctrination as I grew up. I figured ‘sure, American Christianity is politically and socially toxic but the spirituality side is still okay’. The thing that broke me was heaven. Eternal consciousness is terrifying to me no matter how supposedly joyful.

Trialing the pomodoro technique for productivity. 25 minutes of a task then 5 minutes in the goblin cave for recovery. Repeat 4 times then 30 minutes of screaming at my reflection as a treat.

One day my brain will hatch into a million billion insects with pinchers to spread the love of god

Lots of love for this movie and for Loveland. My film had the honor of participating in the Loveland film festival and I had a BLAST. Also the. Frogman is just a nifty little goober. S tier cryptid.

Just got mine. So excited

Order of the beast

The prophecy is true

You See What I Deal With? A working class exorcist invites a televangelist grifter to a real exorcism to prove a point. Then the demon escapes.

Here’s my demonic horror comedy short “You See What I Deal With?”

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