On episode three of the Pitt and just want to give Dr Carter (I know I know) a big hug

British people end sex by slapping their thighs, sighing, and saying "right"

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Today at work, a homeless guy gave me and the person I was supporting a banana

In ‘sentences I never thought I’d say’ that’s definitely up there

(For reference, it took about 2 series for me to stop calling Andrew Lincoln in The Walking Dead ‘Egg’ and remember the actual character’s name)

We have started watching The Pitt

How long will it take my brain to stop calling Noah Wyle ‘Dr Carter’?

Gods I’ve missed these two lawyering away together #Daredevil

Not quite getting away with the flashbacks there Daredevil

(Awesome to see them back, but everyone’s just a little too much older to pull that off)

Tired brain saw a shiny Lewis Chess piece with pom poms

Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.

"What do you do?"

"Er..."

"C'mon, spill!"

"I can add pockets."

"Like, interdimensional?"

"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."

"What use is that?"

"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."

I pointed out a new puddle, their adult thanked me and I rushed off
Wish I had time (and the wellies) to splash in puddles

Small child then excitedly showed off their sparkly, rainbow that light up when you jump!
It was so sweet

Was rushing to me haircut this afternoon and had to wait briefly while a small child splashed in a puddle.
The adult with them, apologised for ‘holding me up’ and I said that it was fine, splashing in puddles is serious business

(We are watching the Scotland Women’s football and they just scored a rather good goal in Falling Over Time ™️)

I have amused the other half by forgetting the phrase ‘injury time’ and asking how much ‘falling over time’ was being added to this match

I may be very tired and brain weasel-y today

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

They have invented a new test of Witchery, Sister What is it, Sister? The Subject, when dipped in a Lake, may Float or Sink. If she Floate, she is a witch. Indeed Sister? Let us try it. (Nuns floating) Well this is Most Pleasant Unfortunately so, Sister

Sunday Sunday

A photo taken outside Orkney Library and Archive. It's grey and it's raining.

It's a cold, breezy Saturday morning in #Orkney and our balls are wet.

Vintage classroom TV setup

I wanna watch the Artemis landing on this.

OWLBEAR CUB ALERT

That’s how I’m feeling too

So I’m going to spend the rest of my afternoon being freaked out by David Tennant

If Daredevil Born Again is going to keep teasing Jessica and not deliver, I’m just going to go to the source

Hello AKA Ladies Night!

Got an expensive easter egg cheap and was a bit disappointed that the chocolate was a bit thin until I discovered that about three inches at the top of the egg is just one solid chuck of delicious honeycomb chocolate

Watching yesterday’s Daredevil and although the Bullseye fights are very good, wow does he like a bit of eye trauma

If anyone wants me I’ll be over there dealing with all the ick <full body shudder>

a group of people sitting around a table with bbc written on the bottom left Alt: Gif from the UK tv show Ghosts that shows Robin, a ‘caveman’ standing in the middle of a table raising his arms and shouting. The shot is from directly above him

We keep randomly shouting ‘Moonah’ at each other

Thanks Robin

Watching the #Artemis feed and seeing the Moon gradually get bigger has been a very relaxing way to spend a day off

Happy Easter Sister And unto you sister How goeth the Easter Egg Hunt? Poorly Sister Indeed Sister? The Penguins, having found the Eggs, refuse to Collect them They are instead playing the Easter Egg Long Term Incubation Game (Penguins sit on eggs & stare into distance)

#happyeaster

Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild.

My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing.

Genius!