With the Royals winning tonight, the Mets now have the worst record in MLB.

At least the Royals aren’t the worst team in baseball, I guess

Elaine May’s Underappreciated ‘Mikey and Nicky’ Sets 50th Anniversary Theatrical Run Elaine May's 'Mikey and Nicky' is getting a new restoration and theatrical run for its 50th anniversary.

Great news for Elaine May’s birthday.

MIKEY AND NICKY (1976) is returning to theaters for its 50th anniversary in a 4K restoration supervised by May.

www.indiewire.com/news/general... #FilmSky

My tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is that it’s not Iran attacking BlueSky. With BlueSky’s high presence of us pinko leftists, the cyber attacks are coming from the current administration.

we all know I have no life, so:

A man with a beard sits in front of a roaring fire

Nice night for a campfire and maybe a few old seaside tales

As predicted in the ancient scrolls

a large piece of meat is sitting on top of a yellow cutting board Alt: a large piece of meat is sitting on top of a yellow cutting board - a chef cuts off a thick slice and puts it on a customer’s plate

Alright

Apologies for missing the Alt text on this one. Photo is of a purple label from a noodle bowl: Annie Chun’s Teriyaki Noodles. It includes the tag line EMBRACE THE SLURP!

Embrace the slurp! Cuddle with the slurp! Travel with the slurp! Ask the slurp if it’s doing anything next Thursday and make plans to go thrift shopping together! Take the slurp to your next workout and see if it wants to join your gym! Write in the slurp on your primary ballot this coming May!

A dirty secret about me is that I am the most obnoxious writer in my own marriage but far from the most talented.

Book talk and Q&A with Molly Crabapple

Ithaca fam: my dear friend @mollycrabapple.bsky.social is speaking at Cornell TODAY, hosted by @jvp.bsky.social … you don’t want to miss this rare chance to see this brilliant artist and author in person events.cornell.edu/event/book-t...

@celticfeminist.bsky.social

After building the best public education system in the world brought us the Counterculture and the Anti-War Movement, conservatives in the US began a 50+ year assault to destroy public education.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

love: why dont you, uh, go slip into your birthday suit?

me, coming out the bathroom like:

Cartoon of a large weird looking creature called Alot

“I’m winning the war by ALOT!”

Temu Tim Apple

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Prego—now with more tomatoes, garlic, spices, and your dad’s most unhinged hot takes

Although the more I think about this show, the more I liked it

A complaint about a military leader of the Empire is called a Grievous Grievance

From muppet Christmas Carol. Scrooge asking a character what day it is. Today is 4/20 sir.

Michael Caine “sweeeet!”

If not disaster, why disaster shaped? #Momday

actor Richard Kind

There were a lot of erotic thriller movies in the 80s and 90s but that genre has kinda faded. I think they were just too boring, and the casting didn’t help. Who would you put in a modern erotic thriller to make it more interesting?

I’ve got my answer.

#OtD 19 Apr 1943 the Warsaw ghetto uprising broke out in earnest when Jews fought back against Nazi attempts to deport them to the Treblinka extermination camp. Although defeated after 27 days it was the biggest armed Jewish rebellion of the Holocaust stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9062...

@seaks.bsky.social My honest take is, while it’s quite something, I don’t know that it makes it into the must see category & probably not worth the full price tickets unless you’re really a fan.

Anyway, this is about seeing Puscifer live. The music isn’t really my thing tbh but the theatrics and spectacle is something to behold.