i’m the target audience for this maybe? thank u

I am just now learning this! Thanks, Tal!

!!!!!!

nm! HBD BEANSSSS

with some RUUGS??

coral reef gang as seen on Black Lady Sketch Show

Morcus SMORT

literally why do a single thing in your day if you don’t agree! !

I’m going to stimming w these thx

perfect posting is not something everyone is capable of!

Maaaaarcus Smaaaaaaaart ohmigaaaaaahd

rip to my dad he would have loved this era of online Mets fandom (as a Yankees fan)

alt text is so important

A LOT

thinking about Badlands again and how the successful monster design/performance combined to make me imprint on Dek like a baby bird

U.S. Considers Financial Support for Oil-Rich U.A.E.

I swear to god if we do anything even resembling a bailout for the UAE, one of the richest countries on earth and a major corrupt crypto donor to Donald Trump and the key backer of Sudan genocide

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/b...

i hear ya, brother

“Commiefornia” and it’s run by a guy who has more money than like 50% of the state combined man shut the fuck up

very, very sick of it homie

👏🏽

I am 🥲

pls angeleno and cat friends pass it on and join me if you can (i got $5 on it 💉)

Boost

or 3rd base coach

🫡

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

baseball is stupid

Peace out. ✌🏻

I want to tag Tom Sexton so bad but it seems he doesn’t go here :( I gotta let somebody know so you’re it @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Eat a dick Peter Thiel

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.