the anxiety diarrhea in me honors the anxiety diarrhea in you

if a man accuses you of playing the victim, that man has victims

and for the lady, perhaps a cyanide tooth implant?

if I text you haha please know I’m hahanging on by a thread

a gathering of powerful men is called a crime

Etsy witches: can you do a spell to make ICE switch settings and arrest everyone in Epstein files

as a middle aged millennial woman, it’s important to have gen alpha heroes. when it comes to bridging generational gaps with respect, it should go in both directions.

normalize throwing used tampons at ICE

the tariff money that companies passed on to consumers will go back to consumers, right? it won’t go to the companies? IT WILL GO BACK TO CONSUMERS???????

antidepressants aren’t enough I need trump perp walked in handcuffs

one day he’s gonna shit his pants on live tv and diarrhea will leak out his diaper and drip down his pants and fly off his loafers as he lumbers up the stairs to Air Force One and the world will witness every moment of it in 4K

trump: (shits pants) DEI JUST SHIT MY PANTS

boo(b)

here, but at what cost

no salt on my margarita please, I prefer a shredded cheese rim

going outside in this climate (political/weather) is unbearable