I hadn't thought about him in yrs, and then happened to watch the Simpsons episode where he's a carny the other day

"They also asked if others wanted to buy into some new crypto because it was a can't miss"

“Cuomo stays in the race after losing the primary”-ass quarter

What a game

Of course Brunson buries that one

a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof

Brunson...

I enjoy this because its expression seems to convey that it knows this about itself and is resigned to its fate as a monument to hubris bsky.app/profile/elem...

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

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Happy birthday!!

I only use the whole leaves, and remove after cooking. Just thought it was weird to have the top w little holes when there are big leaves in the jar lol

Bay leaves jar.

Bay leaves jar top

I made beef stew tonight, and I used some bay leaves. Do some people grind them up and put the powder back in the jar? Bc otherwise, I don't see how this is functional at all...

need to also highlight the Buffalo fans knocking over the metal barrier during the celebrations at their outdoor watch party

Jesus christ, Sabres were down 2-0 when I checked last, and there was like, 9 mins to go in the game. Then the scored FOUR goals in about 6 mins or so. Just won 4-3.

LOL.

#NBASky #SkyHoops

Hope Punk wins

Happy birthday!

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Oba kicked the crap outta Lesner

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

This is what a rigged system looks like.

This game is boring, and the next one won't be any closer, so I'm going golfing.

The entire Embiid era is summarized by the fact that the front office and coaching staff will get a pass for this game because “What can you expect with Embiid out” while sidestepping that there’s no excuse for a team to look this dysfunctional and lifeless without one player.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Looks great, can't wait to check it out.

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

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You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

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Exactly!!