Gr8, but where tf is Jill/Claire

Could quite literally not do it without you 🥹🤤😍

Was lovingly referred to as the pass around top in the dark room last night 🥹🫂💞

A single mom that works two knobs

Really thinking about making this my LinkedIn prof. pic

idk if she would cure me or kill me

A 2 party system doesn’t work!

Girl, what...???

We as gay people get to choose our preferred heart emoji 💞

Idk what you’re all talking about this game fucks hard 🐸✨

I mean it was good but it could have ended like 20 hrs earlier

Why didn’t anyone tell me

Wawaweewa

A queef is a wish your heart makes or whatever

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Fukkin outstanding

🎮 🧵 Games I Beat Thread 🧵 🎮

Well that’s a bummer

😀

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When their highlighted cell comes close to yours

Me in an Excel spreadsheet

Just a ye you can take home to haw

It’s uncanny, no?

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Not actually my nana’s tarot deck at all btw!

It’s just my Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal limited edition tarot deck I purchased at a used clothing store in Bushwick, ofc

Just drew your fortune from my nana’s tarot deck and it looks like you’re gonna be on Love Island :/

I hate that show, that sucks :/

Hey boys ;)

I should call him….

You’re not gonna SURVIVE #3