is that what it was

The thing about bluesky is sometimes you follow a guy for their Mariners jokes and then they turn out to be a real life hero 🥹

man I get it

Darker than a Mobb Deep track

I refuse to believe that Johnny Rocket was anything but a perfect gentleman

Take the bus instead of driving

🪶

My favorite Mexican-American groove metal band

If cigarettes didn't cost like $15 a pack I'd still be ripping heaters to this day

I don't speak French can someone translate this

Loving my decision last year to get a Honda Trail as a city vehicle. Depending on the price of premium gas, I can get 140 miles out of $3-$5 per fill up

New album called Menacing Strut

/ctrl-F "baseball stars"

/no results found

Eh, none of my business

Chav nicked me fag, m8

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

Republicans in government are inherently a conflict of interest

What if I told you government could do things to meaningfully improve your life?

Honestly he looks like the embodiment of what Cubs fans think all Cardinals fans look/act like

Retailers that don't face their cash: what's your problem

Isn't that what Newhart did

If I walk past your house and hear “hello, you are being recorded,” you’d better believe I’m taking the time to find that camera and give you a good view of my middle finger. Jesus Christ, everyone quit surveilling everyone else.

And they still fucked up the final play

Welp

Reinsdorves off the hook as the NBA's worst owner

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

And the disappearance of the headphone jack. Fuck you, Tim Cook

Marge breaking down after admitting going fishing is an underrated joke