A deal ending the Iran war seemed close. Then Trump posted online

We've all been there

the algorithms are suppressing it...

My big Agentic Ass

mercedes long ass screen

What da hell is this. You should go to jail

I like that cars are mostly screens now but let's take it a step further for true next level comfort. Let's put the screens in my house. Maybe in front of a nice couch

Calm down, computer software isn't making decisions about who lives and who dies in war. It merely processes a ton of data and then makes a recommendation to a human who has no realistic way to verify it

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

The political history of the U.S. since the 1970s is basically that thing where a species' predator disappears and the species overpopulates and destroys the whole habitat. If centrists really wanted a "Normal" right, their top priority would be to bring back the left

western women won't even burp you after dinner

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

hell yeah brother

(also: stefan bc whats that uhh bald chest)

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class

Politico headline: "Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal" Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.

Energy policy think tanks keep putting out proposals like "give Mark Zuckerberg sole control over our utility rates by making him America's next grid czar" and the people in Everytown, America are like "go ahead and fuckin try"

if you do this he's released from the curse and you become the librarian

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy:

There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

I think this is at least partially responsible for the cavalier way politicians are responding to the crisis we're living through. They think it'll pass and when it's their turn to govern they'll still be governing America as they understand it. They probably won't

A major problem we have is that too many powerful and influential people believe (at least subconsciously) that America is somehow magically insulated from decline and collapse. But whatever our Greatness it was achieved through policy choices and can be undone by other choices. It's happening now!

It's funny that Trump called Iran tough negotiators because he said "Give up your only two points of leverage forever" and they said "no"

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons