That was inappropriate.

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Not enough.

A bunch of deviants. The lot of you. 😭

Aquarium.

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Managed to go visit my mom with this dress on and she still hasn’t seen my new tattoo.

It’s gonna be hot hot tomorrow. I wish the pool was open

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Asking to smell my underwear while I still have them on is…

Too much?

A DoS attack works by giving the server so much work it grinds it to a halt.

Imagine a store and 1000 people all try to go in it at once.

Nobody could go in, there's too many people. Nobody can go out to let folks out cuz there's too many at the doors. Everything stops

That's a DoS

Bacon, grits, pancakes, eggs.

Just watched Oklahoma for the first time. I never had any idea what this musical was about.

Thought BlueSky was outta there for a moment.

😍😍

Show me the picture that captures your essence

I didn’t go out this morning. I don’t feel bad about it either.

Buenos dias y’all!

My bed would not release me this morning.

I slept in. 😔

So I didn’t eat dinner but now I have hunger pains. Fixing a small bowl of cereal and going to bed.

That hair is the most important thing to him outside of his gf.

I was doing 2 a days just to beat him and the last day I went to bed knowing I won.

Got up the next day and he has passed me by like 2 miles.

I called bullshit and he confessed.

You can also change your stats in the Nike Run app.

Had a homie change his to try to say he beat me in a bet we made.

I was vexed. I thought that was so lame.

One of my challenges got increased to 50 miles.

Bitch. 😭

I kept forgetting to do my taxes. But thankfully they are done.

A fellow baldian claiming that he's unfairly prosecuted for shenanigans

A baldian engaging in said shenanigans

Niggas lie every day, B

Train them up.

If you are the praying type add me in there and ask that my raise request goes through.

Thank you all in advance. 🙌🏽

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