Tfw you watching Hazbin Hotel and your fav BBNO$ song comes on

Slowly transitioning from Facebook to Reddit and not having an easy time. Where is my wall on Reddit and how do I add my friends from work? Can I hide the pages I post on? Nothing weird just not easy to explain but yeah not allowed on Facebook anymore but for stupid reasons I won’t get into

The millennial urge to tell people to drink water….

Yup.

K talked shit about D and Mustard co-signed

I met Craig Finn when I was like 15 but I didn’t really know who he was. That pisses me off.

Sponge.

Starfish.

If these images mean anything to you it means your childhood was amazeballs 🤣🤣🤣 !!

Dear Will Farrell,

Can you stop being side splittingly hilarious for 1 second?!?!

Yours Truly ,
My Sides 🤣🤣🤣 !!

Watching Friends (the tv show) and realizing this group of people actually vaguely resembles my real life group of friends 🤣🤣🤣 !!

Call me crazy but I don’t think if you bought a house 5 years ago you deserve for it to be worth double money

Accent on the yo

Sometimes I’m like damn hard candy lame what a dumb type of candy then I pop a jolly rancher and turn into Mr. Suck

Hello my name is YouTube shorts and I am a sovereign citizen

Why tf I need a bidet when I got a water pick????

Ima start telling people this one guy was a different guy 🤣🤣🤣

Yet neither Kendrick Lamar nor Drake has a Bluesky account… #certifiedpedophile

Grok can you open carry at Dillards?

Hi, I’m Dr. Smile, and I think if everybody in the world smiled at the same time something really happy would happen :)

Our president has a cruel and unusual resemblance to a popular corn puff snack… I will keep the details to myself but if you know you know. These are the kind of musing an intellectual like me has on the day to day. Most people resemble a snack when you think about it hard enough. Stay hungry.

After an HR scandal (complete BS) I am once again on the hunt for a job. Please reach out I will send my resume do not worry about the gap in employment I had a job I just can’t have you reaching out to them.

Yup, I’m kind of the quirky one at the office. I wear button ups with wacky patterns, sometimes colorful shoes too! I have tattoos (2) and one of my ears pierced. You may be shocked when I pull into the parking lot listening to metal music (deaf tones, nirvana). But, I’m a nice guy :) come say hi :)

Hey Trump I heard you like em young

I have but days left to live.

My name is Kevin. Some call me Mr. Wonderful. I have a million dollars and I want to invest in your new shaped sponge.

The world is your oyster, the moon is your scallop, and the stars are your clams.
The questions must ask yourself is: do you have cocktail sauce or melted butter?

Timothy Charlemagne lowkey popped off on Stranger Thing!

Hello. I am an American man. I have 2 daughters and a son. I also have a beautiful wife. We have a dog and a cat. I am yellow and my name is Homer Simpson

Scrolling this app is like being in an alternate timeline where Hillary won

No you !!!

Think I may finally be done with X the everything app. What up on here????

Is this app epic ?