I really got married and changed my last name, wow. I’m just a girl

Refinanced my mortgage and got a new Dyson vacuum

Why the FUCK did he turn around and run away with the goddamn POSTER CHILD FOR LUMON

“High protein dessert” and it’s Greek yogurt

Anyone with a le creuset set? I’m just trying to see if it’s worth it

Pray for your fellow fed worker. We going through it honey.

Whoever suggested Paradise on Hulu… 🤝🏾

a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face . ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .

Coming on here after 9pm is a different world

This meeting at 8:45 interrupting me doing my silk press. This is what they’re trying to take from me!

Bought an electric griddle from Target to hold my house over during this kitchen renovation. Got home and the damn thermostat thing was missing. I returned it and bought another one from Amazon. Target will never get the chance to treat me like im a piece of shit ever again ….

$300 for a RUG!!!! It just lay there!

Has anyone actually survived a kitchen renovation?????

My husband caught me after my post workout shower, ended up having to take another post workout shower

You mfs had chocolate naan this whole time and ain’t say NOTHIN!! This is the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten

There isn’t anything much scarier than waking up thinking you got a few minutes to yourself to look over and your infant is silently staring deep into your soul

Beyoncé tickets in my phone no Beyoncé tickets in your phone 🐎

They forgot to change the rest of the simulation cause this was all supposed to happen if Kamala won the election

And boy was i hootin and hollerin!!

Hearing YAYA in person and hitting a mean jerk and twist would make this year so much more bearable

The coffee is sister-wife worthy, yes 😂😂

To the hussy who is putting smiley faces on the cups of coffee my man orders for pick-up ..…you keep making the hell outta these good ass blonde vanilla lattes!

I judge my mood based off how many times I listen to the Blond album. I’m on my 4th play through and this signifies a depression is near

I just want some plain leggings!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t need the butt scrunch thing please!!!

It’s hilarious the details men seem to find important. My husband (who avg about 33.33% remembering to take the trash to the end of the road) looked at me today and told me I’m putting the trash bags in the can wrong. I’m putting them in “inside out” he says…when tf trash bags have right side?

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I can’t stand that big back orange bitch

You sir are a visionary. This combination has changed my life.

Every so often I remember Kendrick gonna call this man a pedo on live national tv and I get to smiling to myself 😊

I SAID MY SORORZ! 🗣️

My fridge just sent me a notification that it needs a software update …