maybe phisnom was right

I hate kids

What if bluesky was called purplesky and it was the sky behind the slaughter

200 followers

That means another kid is being freed from the nightmare gas chambers!!!

Bye bye Billy!

I already am

I didn't leave for that long why the fuck did I come back to seeing the puppet had been saying racist slurs???? 😭😭😭😭

Why be a good father when you can blame your child for literally everything?

Chat go follow @penenjoyer.bsky.social

Based

Normalise throwing bricks at small children trying to eat pizza

New restaurant idea!

KFChica!

I hate my wife

//I should use this app more

Nope

Uhhhhhhh

I have to go feed my children byyyyyee

Nothing you just misheard me

Trust me

No he's his mom's responsibility because I'm busy building murder robots!

Isn't my fault mike is a asshole smh

Why am I always blamed for other people's mistakes

Dni list!

- Micheal afton

- my other son who I forgot the name of

- Elizabeth

- my wife

- henry

Womp womp shoulda just paid attention to your kid

Yes but like

It's very different to what bowser was talking about 😭

//and I don't like parodying or rping that it's gross as fuck

People keep accusing me of infecting their children with "the woke mind virus" because my robots are trans what the fuck

Bro I don't touch kids 😭

Same..

Yep! There's multiple of everybody for some reason

No idea why

I can fix your child problems

Don't worry if anything happens I doubt it'll be a bite!

I'm so based for that

Shut it you faceless furry

//it's a paulbear reference