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Posts by Jay Hoffman

I hope you followed through because big yikes happening at the K.

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Man, this team is dog shit. #Royaks

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Man, this team is dog shit. #Royaks

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I honestly can't tell the difference in the check swings by Alonso that "weren't swings" and the check swing by Jensen that was. It's a truly ridiculous rule, and it needs to be reconfigured so it isn't so arbitrarily enforced.

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True comedy that he pimps a walk and gets picked off.

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I will NEVER be Better than Ezra

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a wrestler wearing a chain mail helmet holds a piece of paper in front of a microphone that says wwe Alt: Scott Steiner reading some (likely) wild screed while wearing his customary chain mail inside the six-sided TNA ring.

Not to be confused with the sunglassensteiner.

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"I say, 'Let 'em crash.'"

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Bobby MFing Baseball

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Wowsers, Bobby!

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Thanks!

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Oh, sorry, I didn't understand that. Their government, at some point, definitely released a statement saying, "Call us Czechia." I recall seeing a story about it a while back (like pre-COVID).

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The Czech Republic has been going by Czechia for about a decade now. Sports may've just been slow on the uptake. 🤷‍♂️

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I can't wait to see who's on this bracket!

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I'm re-watching Adaptation. for the first time in years. I've long held this is my favorite movie and, man, is it delivering.

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The dog from ADVENTURE TIME saying "Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something."

The dog from ADVENTURE TIME saying "Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something."

For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:

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My true Christmas wish - the thing I hold most hopeful in my heart - is that each and every one of you has a better 2026 than you had in 2025. May the fates be generous and kind and you all receive the blessings you all so richly deserve. Merry Christmas and much love to you all.

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The Chiefs' special teams unit has to be the sloppiest, most-penalized unit in all of football, right? They have a penalty on, what, 50 percent of returns. Just remarkably undisciplined. #Chiefs

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#RefShow

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Sure, the Chiefs can't get pressure, but at least they can't cover or tackle either.

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@mikeduncan.bsky.social's description of Diocletian's visit to Rome sounds like my freshman English classes. Degrees of familiarity, disrespect, and vulgarity that I haven't seen in a long time.

5 months ago 3 1 0 0

No more returns, ever. Please. #SpecialTeamsFlags

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A pull quote for the 2025 deathstalker movie remake that reads "simply put, deathstalker rips" and is credited to the poster & the Kansas City News outlet The Pitch

A pull quote for the 2025 deathstalker movie remake that reads "simply put, deathstalker rips" and is credited to the poster & the Kansas City News outlet The Pitch

I've been lucky enough in the past decade to have more than a dozen pull quotes pop up here & there. Yet it's this one for the DEATHSTALKER remake that made my day. This film put a big dumb giddy smile on my face the whole way through, and that's something I needed in what's been a tumultuous year

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Back now that my finals are in. Today's #WIPSnips is "hat."

Back to "Power Play." Sam's daydreaming, but business calls in the form of the POTUS.

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

5 months ago 12 2 0 0

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have friends struggling through the shutdown, consider inviting them over for a family dinner this week. Make too much. Insist they take leftovers home. Some folks can't say they need help out loud but will appreciate the kindness.

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Back to “Power Play”—Sam meets Alex for the first time.

#WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

6 months ago 15 2 0 0
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Fun discovery looking for "ultimate." I have two different versions of "Something More" lurking in my files. Neveah's mom has a different name in each. Oops!

#WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingPrompts #WritingCommunity

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The final paragraphs of my opening scene (for now) from "The Hidden Court."

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPSnips

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Apparently, I don't use the word "prize" very often. "Treasure" was the best I could do. What's that? It's "Something More." Neveah and Kessler are back on a hike, but her books are never far away.

#WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

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