Help i think got bitten by a rabid Dad

They keep trying to sell me ground beef when I'm asking for air beef

Milk math is wack. 1%, 2%, whole? No wonder they don't let cows teach calculus

Oh it's cast iron? Which caste? I don't want my food touching untouchables

what do we want?

OBJECT PERMANENCE

when do we want it?

WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

I don't care whether a shrimp fried this rice all that matters is whether this wok is woke

I mean it could go either way really, depending on armaments

The one thing you should not do is repost all your shit at once every day lol. That becomes a routine for people to see and takes up a huge chunk of the TL. Both are a death knell in terms of the attention economy and also people's brains

If you get attacked by a bear you can accomplish both a personal attack and a light snack

In general it's safe to assume most people did not see that thing you posted. It takes quite a lot to get people annoyed. Even a repost every an hour is usually ok, but if sustained gets old. I save that level of reposting for time sensitive stuff or new things. Otherwise a few times a day is good

She is going straight in the pie! 🍑❤️

It's a very special kind of Luma called a penis

My question when i see these is why isn't there an extra zero behind every number?? Your art is so delicious

Happy Weebster Eve everyone, remember to leave out Monster and Doritos for Waifu Claus

Peach and Rosalina sharing a very passionate embrace and kiss while naked.

Saw the Mario movie.
Contrary to what the critics say, I thought the Peach x Rosalina sex scene was completely warranted. It was the key piece that made the emotional core elements of the story fall into place.

#Peachalina #Peach #Rosalina #yuri #NSFWart #KabanArt

If you get self-conscious about posting repeated promo, let me give you all my long-standing promo-hack, for free. (I'm not currently using it, but I will be soon! lol)

This is a site without an algo, but also one that does not punish links. So what you want to do is make a strategic thread.

In light of the conversation about how hard it is to promote your own book: Post a link to buy your book here and I’ll boost it cause you destroyed yourself to get it done, your publisher won’t help you sell it, and you deserve cheers and admiration for your accomplishment.

I'm really sorry this experience was so negative! It's wild how men still can dominate even feminine themed spaces

This is fantastic! Another brilliant resource for folks interested in astronomy, students, etc.

Nice work, @interplanetary.bsky.social!

Also — check out how small the pulsar is at the start. Smaller than many asteroids and moons in our system. Yet it packs 1.4 times the mass of our Sun!

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Please wishlist and buy if you like music and RPGs!
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An illustration of my new original character, Liu Zhurong. She has tan skin with freckles, black eyes and a red flower pattern on her forehead. She has long black hair tied up in a high ponytail with a golden hair ornament and she has pearl earrings. She is lookign to the left with a smile on her face and her hand blocking out some sunlight. She is wearing a black shirt with fluffy white sleeves and there are golden skeletal ornaments on her chestpiece. There is a black belt with a golden centre and red robes covering her bottomn half. There is a sheer shawl drapped around her. She has dimples when she smiles. On the bottom is a chibi of her looking a bit clueless but thinking about alcohol. The background is another illustration of her, but a profile looking to the right and is coloured in a ghostly green hue. Her eyes here are white and there are some white markings across her cheeks and nose.

Part 1 of 8 of some new babies I'm cooking up for a new story ~ First up is an eternally broke wanderer with limited brain cells ✨

#OC #art #ocsky

He'll say it's coming but it'll just be cancelled at release 😤

Marketing is a monster. Reviews help a huge amount. It turns out i have really good ones? But it'd be nice if people should see those too 😅

Queen Marika!

If Astara is another way of saying Eostre which is Easter, then doesn't that mean Astartes are wearing bunny suits?

Fellas, if your girl - has a black mask around her eyes - is always on the fence - stores her food for later that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!

my husband just sent me this

Image of Mr. Krabs leaping towards a table Patrick and SpongeBob are seated at. Text reads: Me bringing up the function if capitalism as the source of every problem People just trying to talk about their day

Ethel, a warforged woman with a very human-like appearance is posed like she's on a magazine cover. She wears jeans with the fly undone, and a white shirt that's open in the front with the collar popped up. She wears nothing under the shirt but black bandages that cover her chest. She's kneeling down in front of the camera, with one hand on the ground between her legs and the other raised above her head and bent backwards. The pose shows off her body in a way that is absolutely intended for the lesbian gaze.

Hey do you mind if I drop more Ethel thirst posts?

#alttext #ocart #cosPC #ocsky

Midna

(from patreon, more Zelda stuff soon!)

A pale female tiefling curled up in a shiny oyster shell. Her hair is flowy and she isnt wearing clothes. Just a soft piece!

#oc | Lilith my comfort <3

[ #dnd #dndart #dndoc #ocsky ]