*As Long As You're Mine starts playing*

Fiyero:

Sorry I deleted this one and improved in a repost

"Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet
You're sweeter than a peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose
But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe"

So I move to Egypt. I meet a baker works there who was a Ra's Witness, believe it or not. He went from Jewish to Ra. Meanwhile, we're from Canaan; my brothers are dying of hunger you know; Pharaoh thinks he's Elvis Presley, he's teasing his hair with a bottle of vodka, you know; so dysfunctional

I'll do better. I need a distraction from *indicates wildly* and Joseph is the perfect way.

Nobody:

White women obsessed with serial killers:

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I'm coming back!

You either die a coat-wearer or live long enough to become the crown-bearer.

So I move to Egypt. I meet a baker works there who was a Ra's Witness, believe it or not. He went from Jewish to Ra. Meanwhile, we're from Canaan; my brothers are dying of hunger you know; Pharaoh thinks he's Elvis Presley, he's teasing his hair with a bottle of vodka, you know; so dysfunctional

BREAKING: Trump appoints Potiphar's Wife to head up the newly formed Department of Family Values

I had to have it here so I could pin it!

BREAKING: Trump has nominated the Faceless Corn and Golden Ox Man to co-chair the Department of Agriculture

Nobody:

White women obsessed with serial killers:

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This is SUCH an important reminder!!

I'm comin' over from Twitter baby, I've got HUNDREDS.

Always

A rainbow shirt in Target won't turn your kids gay, but Maria Friedman as the Narrator and Robert Torti as Pharaoh in the VHS of Joseph and the amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat will