Of bastard course. Never been incurred before because apparently I am an embarrassment

Come watch us be drunk on sinans stream 💋

We're at sinans house being cunts on stream @onlycans.bsky.social @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social

A poster for bowling that says gay city bowlers

Incredible name

Hmm yeah they do love their sub prime mortgages

So why has anyone given him a half a million dollar mortgage?!

Why is his aunt's mortgage in his name

Which version of Spiderman can afford a mortgage in new york

Ok but detained for what crime exactly?

She Nott ing my ham til I forrest

If you put every American in a septic tank, life would improve for about 95% of them

Honestly this is actually one of the sickest T-shirts I've ever seen

Big dinner of amphetamines. You're welcome

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

Thank you

And I don't see nothing wrong
With a little bump and grind

I have heard bad things

I've not even looked at it

Enjoy it while it lasts apparently we're all moving to something called upscrolled

Hate them

Also realised I am your reply guy today apparently. Lucky you

To Australians it is the summer games

They don't even fucking have winter in Israel piss offfffffffff

Are you asking us to wake you up when September ends?

Like was Beetlejuice a big deal in Denmark or whatever?

Well quite. What about figure skating

I do not care for the Olympics, winter or summer, because people who are good at sports gatekeep them

You could bet on gay things

Cancelling you for setting fire to blind kids

We used to put magnesium strips inside the computers and light them on fire. Hashtag grammar school boys do it better

Good gatekeeper huh? How many gates do you have?