Only Slay the Spire

ST. PETER: as I go willingly to my reward i ask only that i be crucified upside down, as I do not deserve to be executed in the same manner as my Lord Christ.

SOME LOW-LEVEL ROMAN FUNCTIONARY: *rubbing his brow* wow it really is always fucking something with you people, isn't it.

dead serious here: how long until Elon blames the Jews for killing Twitter?

answer: 10 months to the day

yaoi

Hey haha

"Youngshit and The Brick" would be a good name for a musical duo

Yesterday was cool

SCAN ME

Picnic

Average dentist literature

The rabbit in my backyard

That's terrible jfc

Babylon is alive and well baby

sex

thumbnail: The History of the Minnesota Vikings, Episode 1 (1960s). Secret Base | Dorktown

we finally get to drop this a week from today. can't wait to tell you all about the guy who chugged like 40 ounces of martini and fell asleep on a moving escalator

Ate 800 calories of dates this morning

This is peak millennial behavior

I end up being the gay father figure pretty often

Building a sunroom is one of my dream projects but this is incredible I'm so jealous

Ah fuck I have like 6 things at work running openssh