my roommate's cat slow blinked at me HELL YEAH

Doctor takes one look and goes, nah you don't need me to do anything here (it's a painful cyst btw), here have an antibiotic for it.

Bruh. Worked myself up for nothing. Doc knows best, I suppose.

I've been out for 6 hours by this point - what a day.

The buses on Sunday are scarce, so it takes me a while but I kill enough time, and make my appointment. I am very anxious as it's an issue I've had before and getting it dealt with was extremely painful. 3/?

I get to the hospital. It's not really an emergency, but I am given the contact of another urgent care center that opened recently. They have an opening that day in 2 hours, so let's head over. 2/?

Took the day off work to go to urgent care. Called the place as soon as they opened - no more patients. Wtf? Guess I'm going to the hospital. 1/?

That moment when I straight up forget to take my meds and now my head is spinning in an entirely different area code to the rest of my body

Legit feels like I'm drunk which is never something you want to feel while being sober

Whenever I have a dream where i run an extended distance, not once does it cross my mind that my stamina is dogshit and I should have been exhausted like a mile ago.

Wow. I am most displeased by this turn of events. I am discouraged from consuming this media product. There will be no quenching this overwhelming irritation and frustration I am feeling as a result of this.

I'll miss u :(

It was not ok.

Me going to work: Dread, fatigue, burnout. Might actually be sick?

30 minutes into my shift and nice cafe worker gives me a caramel macchiato for helping with her dishes.

Maybe today will be ok.

Reading this having just woken up and I'm not fully convinced I'm actually not just dreaming still.

"CDs nuts lmao"

- Nintendo, probably

Slay the Spire 2 good

Coworker got pulled over on his way to work.

Coworker has a suspended license and no insurance.

Bye bye Coworker lmao

you need to understand, you did not play MY FAVOURITE VIDEOGAME in the EXACT WAY I WANTED. you were supposed to KNOW THAT.

Saw the dude whose sudden resignation caused me to have to work today (I had booked it off...) and I almost crashed out lol

It's my birthday and I'll be a bitch at work if I want to

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

A goddamn squirrel took out power for my entire street. Guess I'm going out for dinner.

You should know by now... you contracted it when you attended Saw Con :/

Holy shit my workplace shorted me over 20 hours.

I am incredulous. How does this possibly happen.

Thinking of changing my last name... It has only caused issues especially when trying to sign up for accounts over the phone lol

Play Omori and that will change in about 15 minutes

Wishing all Americans a very French revolution

I should start carrying peanuts when I go outside, for the crows.

The practical reasons are obvious, who wouldn't want a murder of allies that brings you shiny objects?

hungey

Mfw a coworker that doesn't talk to me much randomly asks me "do you have any allergies?"

I have completed deltarune chapter 4.

I am now mad because I have to wait for more videogame

Literally me just trying to formulate a sentence, while not at all doing anything else, just spaghetti the entire words, then trail off and hope nobody was paying close attention anyways

No, dude