Donald Trump says that he’s Jesus. Some liberal critics disagree.

The Athletic | The New York Mets are playing baseball the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Ohio’s nursing homes are dumping patients at homeless shelters The scene was concerning enough to prompt the homeless shelter staff to call the fire department. A woman using a walker had shown up, incontinent and carrying “a large bag of medications.”

American Horror stories

Insurance & nursing homes

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H/t @boback.bsky.social

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

California sees the most measles cases in 7 years as disease resurges nationwide California in 2026 has already seen its highest number of annual measles cases in seven years. The looming new domestic beachhead comes as vaccination rates have fallen.

California sees the most measles cases in 7 years as disease resurges nationwide www.latimes.com/california/s... @latimes.com

To combat DEI and bring back the meritocracy, universities must hire at least 30% conservative professors.

“I despise affirmative action“ I confidently declare from my office in the department of The Institute for Advancement of the American Tradition endowed by the Koch Foundation

Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World VILLENA, SPAIN—Shrugging off the notion that it required any special talent or discipline to become the youngest player in history to complete the career Grand Slam, 22-year-old tennis superstar Carlo...

“All you need to do to win at tennis is run around from left to right inside a tiny square and smack a really soft fuzzy ball with a racket that’s basically as wide as 20 baseball bats,” said the seven-time majors winner

Surgeon Who Removed Wrong Organ From Patient Is Charged in His Death

Surgeon Who Removed Wrong Organ From Patient Is Charged in His Death

Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky tried to persuade his colleagues in the operating room that the liver he removed from a 70year-old patient was a spleen, according to Florida’s Health Department. @nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

Donald Trump was posting on Truth Social until 4:10am, including an image of himself as Jesus and multiple posts of the same article, raising alarms about Biden’s cognitive decline.

Wheels are coming off the fascist clown bus.

I'm glad no one died in a nuclear war yesterday. But I'm sad that this means that I lost my Polymarket bet predicting the date of the apocalypse.

(1/X) The media's refusal to discuss Trump's personality disorder has made its coverage of Iran very poor. They pretend that Trump had some normal rationale for the war, some semi-imminent threat, but it's more likely he did it out of some kind of combination of a desire to distract from Epstein...

TACO Tuesday

Señor Trump is caught in a Mexican standoff with the Iranian federales. Will he shrug it off til mañana or decide to blow up the whole enchilada?

by Maureen Dowd

There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against initiating a nuclear holocaust so it's hard to see why Democrats are so upset with Donald Trump.

by Jonathan Turley

Donald Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation the right way.

by Ezra Klein

This is real

Ending the war between the US and Iran will be hard, experts say, due to the difficulty of negotiating with a weak, erratic head of state.

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

Is the war in Iran Biden's Katrina?

This should be the death of Impella outside of severe cardiogenic shock.
High probability it increases mortality. #cardiosky #cccsky

Your Money | As the US and Israel rapidly burn through their stock of missiles, here are five weapons manufacturers worthy of your investment.

She Died After Her Pacemaker Battery Failed. Its Maker Knew of Problems for Years.

She Died After Her Pacemaker Battery Failed. Its Maker Knew of Problems for Years.

Boston Scientific announced multiple recalls but has said its battery issues were limited. One internal test in 2025 found batteries with an “extremely high failure rate.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/b...

People that think in terms of NNT must also not understand compounded interest.

Pete Hegseth is right—it's time to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy.

by Jared Kushner and RFK Jr.

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautif...

Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World WASHINGTON—Declaring that the United States would no longer bear the full burden of screwing the pooch on a global level, President Donald Trump issued a statement Monday demanding U.S. allies do thei...

“The United States contributes far more to worldwide suffering than any of our so-called ‘allies’ in NATO, and it’s high time these other countries started stepping up to the plate,” said the commander-in-chief

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trum...