a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a breaking news screen ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a breaking news screen

"breaking news Greece is currently under attack by an edgy man with too much hair and a very big toothpick"

"this is fire lowkey thanks for sharing all your personal info with me Sora! ✌️"

OMEGA

oh yeah I got three bounty hunters coming (ik the arkham knight ain't one but he fits so sue me.)

"MORGAN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU."

"MORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN."

"well TAURIEL was busy so I offered to do it... shows how much you pay attention."

"Morgan... I've been picking up your dry cleaning and making your breakfast FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS."

"how... I LIVE AT THE BASE?"

"JUST LET THEM FIGHT THE METAL KID ISTG IF YOU MAKE ME LOOSE TO SORA ONE MORE TIME I WILL PERSONALLY DISINTEGRATE YOU MORGAN."

"Prep Time? Isn't that batman's thing? Don't tell me you guys have batman..."

"Mewtwo's a bitch... Guys wish for women who are built like him what sense does that make?"

"once you buy a coffin."

"You should see how many people I brought to crimson crew's base... I don't think he'd get in!"

"yep... Lab made men are just far superior." [Sephiroth let out a laugh.] "Better then someone like you."

"missed you sora :D"

"NAH NAH I JUST CAME ON HERE TO SAY SORA YOU ARE A BITCH YA MAMMAS A BITCH YA DADDYS A BITCH GOOFY'S A BITCH DONALDS A BITCH EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SCREAMS BITCH." [Sephiroth takes a breath.] "AND I HOPE THIS QUEST FOR RIZZ STAYS FUTILE BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE LOVE YOU ******BITCH.******."

"summon all the meteor you want :3"

"YES KRIS!"

"HAH SIKE!" [bro flew away 😭🙏]

"... purple?"

@destinyslight.bsky.social

"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?"

"Oh sora's back... yaaaaaay :|"

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"Hello everyone I'm reading!"

"You'll know when your older." [Sephiroth just quietly walked off.]

"Doesn't suit you... I'd prefer you wear a long ass trench coat."

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OMEGA

With all the chaos erupting it makes us feel like there's no time left... but now... 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!

"I KNOW! I KNOW! IT'S GENIUS!"

"YES! I LOVE BEING INSANE!" [HIGH FIVE!]

"Try stop Morgan and ill slice your entire park in half and... Lower your food prices."