Question of the day: horse cock or donkey dick?

I’d rather cut my head off and piss down my own neck hole than give that sex criminal cunt a penny. Which is to say, the same goes for me.

I’m afraid I can only take this to mean that you, and by extension all the Radio X presenters, endorse pissing in children’s mouths. ESPECIALLY Chris Moyles. I hate to do this but it’s the only logical next step.

Yeah oppression is not being allowed to call a trans person a faggot on Facebook

The ironic thing being that the best way to get engagement on there is to reject that entirely and speak like your actual weird self

STOOL MONITORING

A video production company called ‘Damaged Penis Productions’

Hot take: we should censor conservatives. I’ve never met one who wasn’t a total cunt, and also thick as pig shit.

I’d rather Anfield collapsed than have him at the helm. Not only a massive cunt, but also just so… annoying. Proper grating.

Demographics who are always really sound no.1: middle aged people in rock bands who play in pubs. Always good fun and will give you a few tubes when you ask for a filter. You’ll be worried when they start a story about their younger days but it’ll turn out to actually be a great yarn. Gems.

Please please please please

@tobytarrant.bsky.social hi Toby, love the show, but could you stop playing that Blossoms song so much? It’s absolute fucking dog shit, and I don’t know a single person who doesn’t agree.

Blink twice if Blossoms are threatening your family

Nah, from previous interactions he’s a right fash little cunt, defo deliberate

Just seen a guy on LinkedIn use the phrase degenerates to refer to people who don’t save all their hard earned cash for investment.

Old school

Had Italian for dinner tonight in honour of the big fella

Honestly the whole idea of being civil over life and death decisions is so ridiculous anyway

More than literally anyone else I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. Do feel free to start a reading group though, I’m sure that’ll help.

This is (one reason) we’re losing the class war. It’s not what you do that counts, but what media you consume and who you like. Which is so utterly backwards I don’t even know where to begin.

This guy literally struck a major blow in the class war and you’re worried about his reading list.

I know there are Neo Nazis, and like insane murderous torturing psychopaths out there, but I really think Musk is the worst person in the world. He’s awful, but also commits the worst crime a person can commit: being annoying.

Person 1: has healthcare needs

Person 2: deliberately denies them healthcare they’ve paid into to make money

This is not a difference that can be politely discussed.

So, what’s the UK equivalent of a private health CEO, in terms of villainy? My first thought was whoever owns train companies, but then I thought about it and decided it’s Noel Edmonds, the blobbie-shagging weirdo.

Seriously though it’s Tufton St. lol

I suspect the Venn diagram is two separate circles, as that would require an exceptionally rich person to care about anyone who isn’t them.

What’s the most you’ve ever had your contact at a client company tell you they’re chasing accounts to have your invoice paid? Mine’s now 8, over 2.5 months. Shoutout Laura, I know you’re trying.

People who work in accounts payable - how does this happen????? WHAT DO YOU DO

Creating proposals for prospective clients is awesome, because you put all this work in to coming up with packages for their budget and goals, they schedule a meeting with you to go vote them, and then you get to sit there like a dick when they don’t turn up or send a message 🙃

I’d agree with this, with the caveat that I’m more likely to get totally fucked by a smaller org.

Thanks!

These are very daft I love them

Hey dude, videographer over here!

Is there actually anything less punk than Brewdog?