True, true.
Posts by Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter)
Icymi last month: The US government has collected DNA samples from 133,000+ migrant children and teenagers and uploaded them into a national criminal database originally built for people convicted of sex offenses and violent crimes
They never ’carelessly’ lose money do they.
The carelessness is always in their favour.
They’re pardoned J6’ers. Mark this tweet.
#JosefStarlink has ended me!
Trump doesn’t know what’s happening. He’s the front man, the carnival barker.
Miller is running things on behalf of the Heritage Foundation.
All the odd-shaped, poorly clothed, untrained ICE are pardoned J6’ers.
The four lost F18 Hornets have been shot down or sold off.
Thanks for listening.
Matthew 5:39
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_for...
Perfect.
1981… ‘vintage’.
End me.
I’ve laughed at this way too many times today.
100%
The fact that I know more about Katy Perry and Lauren Sánchez’s 11-minute space trip than I do about Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito’s decades-long crime spree shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
Good. The sooner the US gets out of the way, the sooner the EU and coalition can get in there and get it finished. 🇺🇦🇪🇺
Vote for clowns, you get the circus.
In non-political news, for those who are wondering hope it’s going for Robbie Williams, here he is advertising cat food out here in Norway.
https://youtu.be/BL0ldqRt8U4?si=8tpNnpTvcsYz9hYB
“This is going to be hilarious” 😂😂
Have you ever, in your entire life come across a more Tory-looking face.
Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene disclosed that she had purchased between tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stock on April 8 and 9, the day before and the day of President Trump’s announcement that he was pausing a sweeping set of global tariffs.
Who knew that my kink would be simultaneous POV & 300m long-shot weaponised drone footage of Ukrainian drones hitting Russian armoury.
⚡️✈️🔥 "A few days ago, our successful actions destroyed a long-range bomber Tu-22M3. Just as it landed, our drone hit it. Cost about $100 million," — Syrskyi
Every time this eternal fucking incel speaks, he should be reminded of this.
😍!
Look at the fucking state of him. Can’t be long now.
😂
Who would have guessed . Senior Tories have held private talks with big landlords about how to thwart the government’s renters’ rights bill
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
SCOOP: DOGE notified the Institute of Museum and Library Sciences (IMLS) today that the entire staff is being put on administrative leave effective immediately, I’ve learned from an agency source.
They’ll be cancelling huge swaths of grants/contracts and starting a Reduction in Force (RIF).
Joining the Single Market would increase the UK's growth rate from less than 1% a year to 5% a year, and provide 2m jobs in the next 5 years.
If it is about growth and jobs.
Why the hell aren't we doing this?