a person taking a picture with a camera behind some bushes Alt: a gif of a person in a pink shirt with binoculars rising out of a shrub with a creepy grin and then darts away to the left

You’re not the boss of me

I also have this type of weirdo house tiger. Fast asleep, flat on his back 😂

Love your nails 😍

Ooof 😬

I'm sad and want everybody else to be sad too

- first guy to make cauliflower rice

How do you teach your child to close the goddamn door?

Singing the line from the Panic at the Disco song doesn’t seem to work.

And the hodge podge supper of all the things from the freezer at once appears to have been fun and not a lesson. 🤦‍♀️

This kid is so expensive 😫

Our PM is kinda awesome. 👏🏻

I’ll immediately forget that I’m in someone’s profile, then wonder why I’m seeing so much of them

Some of y’all never got a approving nod from the record store clerk and it shows.

Ew get it off

A weird chonky ceramic mouse thing with a painted little smile and nose and holes where the eyes are. A yellowy brown colour. Sitting on an open suitcase mid packing efforts

I’ve spent the weekend in Edmonton with a friend for a much needed escape and girls weekend.

Dragging myself home with a sore tummy from laughs and Krispy Kreme donuts and this delightfully dumb trinket from the thrift store

Quick! I need someone to 3D print me some hot dog shaped nunchucks.

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Alt text for the picture: the 4 astronauts of the Artemis II mission embracing in a floaty zero gravity hug inside the capsule. US/Canada flags are visible in the background

Sorry, this is maybe my fault.

I put my snow shovel away for the season

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A beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background

Can you get me some mustard pretzels?? 😆

tbh if I were those artemis astronauts I'd probably consider staying up there

GAS for Under $2
Yes folks, I was able to get gas for under $2, it was at Taco Bell, but gas is gas

Oh noooo 😭

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we should put whoever makes broccoli rubber bands in charge of more stuff

Always need a sweet treat to hit your food groups😆. I don’t usually use a plate. Or wear pants.

A small plate with 4 saltines, a Ferrero chocolate, 7 small freeze dried strawberries, sliced marble cheese, and a small pile of pecans. The caption on the picture is “post shift girl dinner 🫣”

Well done. Mmm pancakes. 🤤

This is my midnight supper:

a picture of a goose surrounded by pink hearts and flowers with picmix written on the bottom Alt: a picture of a goose surrounded by pink hearts and flowers with picmix written on the bottom

They look mean but I definitely still want to pet and hug a cobra chicken.

They’re cute.

I was genuinely concerned that my eyesight had rapidly deteriorated to the point where I can’t see well during night driving.

Thankfully my eyes are fine. I just needed to clean the spring sludge off my headlights

Head and shoulders portrait of a grey bird with buffy chest, black chin and head cap and a white cheek patch. It also has an adorable tiny black beak. The bird is in profile facing left and its head feathers are being ruffled by a wind from behind.

Wind-ruffled Black-capped Chickadee. Chicka-SQUEE! #birds 🌿

a young man wearing glasses is holding a bag of chips and making a funny face . Alt: a young man wearing glasses is unwrapping a kitkat bar and then instead of eating the bar he shoves the wrapper into his mouth

They must have really needed a break.

a baseball player wearing a blue jays hat and a blue nike shirt Alt: a baseball player wearing a blue jays hat and a blue nike shirt (mad Max Sherzer - starting pitcher for the jays)

The max is hungry

Scientists have discovered that one dog year does not equal seven human years.

In fact, the only thing that equals seven human years is 2026.

A hand holding a small purple bowl filled with white spherical objects. Little orbs of fresh cheese known as mini bocconcini cheese. Delightful but dangerous for people with an intolerance for lactose. It’s me. I am people.

Eating a bowl of cheese before bed is probably not a wise choice.

I’ve never been wise.