What the fuck are we even doing?

Ah. I see.

Biowarfare is as old as 'let's throw the dead guy into the city we're besieging' at least.

It's been argued that George Washington's decision to have his troops inoculated won the Revolutionary War.

But no here's my country going 'no more flu shots for soldiers, lol.'

surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters

leopard seals are basically nature being like fuck it, what if one animal got every weapon

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

Aw, man, if I could offer any guys out there a piece of advice, don’t be that guy. That guy sucks.

I mean, I almost feel like everyone who cares about good storytelling should.

I mean, obviously Manimal. I think I could tear into Misfits of Science. Let me bring back American Gothic including the original cast!

Everything about this film is creatively bankrupt horseshit. And they do it because they’ve become so do not give a single fuck about their audience unless that audience member is also a shareholder. They will shove slop down your throat and call it a victory.

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

So great how we’re constantly coming up with ways to destroy our children’s future and stunt their development while also crying about how we’re not making enough new ones to fuck over.

I…what…?

So cool!

Another Wally Wood-esque space girl for a cool down sketch tonight.

Jesus fuck this shouldn’t even have to be said, but yeah, it’ll probably end up being a whole thing.

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Yeah weird who knows where it might’ve gone, just one of those mysteries i guess newrepublic.com/article/2092...

I don’t want to be. I want to accept that they’ve become so creatively bankrupt that the only solution is to let it go completely. But shoving RDJ in as Doom offends me on a fundamental storytelling level.

Those glasses are…okay, well, I guess at least you’ll know when someone is wearing them…

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

They did it. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Democrats on Twitter says "tax the rich" Chase Miller quoted it with a screenshot from Rick and Morty where a meeseeks is waving a gun and yelling OH WE'RE WELL PAST THAT JERRY

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

*stares*
*stares some more*
*continues to stare as the world darkens*
*stares while being consumed by the howling void*
*stares*

The Atlantic: "Kash Patel is often drunk and absent from work."

Karoline Leavitt: "If he's absent from work, how do they know he's drunk?"

Twitter post from @b0newalljackson reading: 90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call

It’s a series of assumptions that paints a much more damning picture of people than anyone agitating for change is putting forward.

A thousand times this!

The key would be to do what I do. Write things the public has no interest in consuming