“Eventually we’ll murder enough of their citizens to get what we want and then the world will be safe from the brutal regime that murders their citizens”

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

This is why I will never care when a Republican complains about gerrymandering.

It’s been the bane of my home state since I started following politics.

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

This is a great sign that SCOTUS isn’t going to completely fuck us over in some way very shortly which is something of a relief.

I seriously for real cannot remember a single time any Republican has ever been questioned like this about what comes out of their mouths when a Democrat is president.

The opposition party is either allowed to criticize or they aren’t. But too often the GOP does what it wants and Dems must demure.

How dare Democrats bring a gun to a gun fight?

It’s not at all fair. If I’m not allowed to have an overwhelming advantage, how can I be expected to win?

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Lol this is worthless. Like, the poll that Trump loves saying he had 100% MAGA support provided more insight than this joke.

That’s my actual professional opinion. I’m just glad this isn’t a pollster we use, sheesh.

WTF? You’re telling me I got an A on a quiz at the start of the semester, but now I’m failing?

That doesn’t make any sense. I was really proud of that A. What do you mean I had to “keep it up”?

I thought I was done.

What happened to all these guys people’s real jobs?

Right? I thought the National Guard was a one weekend a month type thing, so they must have other jobs back home, no?

How do their employers feel about losing their workers for months over bullshit?

flipping through a proof of yet another book from a somewhat well known liberal voice diagnosing “where the left went wrong” and i’m struck, again, by the fact that a large part (if not most) of the liberal commentariat simply does not believe that the political right has agency.

When Donald Trump gave Live Nation-Ticketmaster the green light to keep overcharging fans, guess who stepped up?

State Attorneys General. Jurors. Everyday people who are tired of getting scammed by giant companies.

This is how we win.

Yeah…I’m never flying again.

Then why didn’t he offer his services when it was happening?

I wish people would understand that this is the best Trump can be.

This shitty, self serving, blathering is what he does when he thinks he’s being nice!

That’s all the golden award Cook gave him amounts to. Nothing matters to Trump more than his ego.

And let’s not let the media that ignored the criticisms get away with it either.

WaPo for example should never be able to live down the fact they said Bondi was qualified.

It takes a village to completely ignore the incompetence that was so readily apparent from the jump.

I heard someone just yesterday say she thought Biden was more addled in 2024 than Trump is today and that’s how I knew she hasn’t been paying attention for the last two years and I’m honestly a little jealous of that kind of mental peace.

There’s really no path back to professional respectability for these people unless they’re planning to do a Red Wedding.

(Not advocating because I don’t want to go to jail, but everyone would understand.)

I’m sorry, is there a different Alan Dershowitz that hasn’t been a Trump mouth piece for the last decade that would make this newsworthy?

I don’t think I ever for a minute suspected the Alan Dershowitz from the Epstein files was a Democrat.

What are we doing here?

I’m not saying I agree with this, but the most likely reason the Biden administration did what it did regarding Israel is because of the not liberal and older voter numbers on the left.

I will stick my neck out and say it was unfair of people to act like they had the numbers on the right back then.

One might almost suspect that this was the plan all along and the elites are just laughing their asses off at us about how easy it is to fleece us for every dime we have.

But if that were the case then all the warehouse fires would be justified and we can’t have that, no sir.

The “it’s too early to criticize my incompetence” excuse is certainly a take.

If we even get a deal, it will absolutely be the same if not worse than the one Obama got.

Just like NAFTA 2.0, all Trump cares about is who gets the credit. That’s why he puts his name up all over the place.

Lawyer: “All the witnesses are lying, your honor. The defense rests.”

Judge: “Excellent argument. Case dismissed. Also, the plaintiff is very handsome and not short at all. I can see why he has such a hot girlfriend.”

Camera pulls back and it’s just Kash Patel hyping himself up in the mirror.

Are there going to be consequences for this or is this yet another judge being like “come on government, clean up your act or I promise there will be some super serious contempt proceedings that will likely get bogged down so much it won’t even matter.”

Because it’s getting old.

You plebs better learn how to serve us better because we’re super excited about being able to fire a bunch of you.

I mean, what are we supposed to do? Not use this mediocre technology that doesn’t need to be paid?

You might as well ask us to forgo profit in favor of people which is ridiculous. 🙄

I think we’re all so used to the insanity Trump spews out that we’ve forgotten that this isn’t how a literate person communicates.

Oh yeah his job is hanging by a thread. Gotta make daddy happy quick.

Kash looks like this is the first time he’s been awake before noon in months and he’s really struggling with it.