I want to smoke here

i’m into fine arts you’re into doodoo and farts

It’s annoying 😭😭

Having big titties does nothing for me, no freed drinkies, nothing, im so dehydrated

No, im totally fine, i haven’t listened to “seen it all before” by bmth 30 times in a row

Update, they will still disappoint you :(

Dressing for the they/them gaze

I love being an auntie sm

I love men who bark when i pet the top of their head

Sorry guys I’ve been very busy fighting fascism, how has the new animal crossing update been? holy fuck it’s 2021 again

All of these live inside of me

I blame maga

Me when i see some tamales

I love taking the lil red panties off the bologna, is a treat

@bigal29.bsky.social 😇😇😇

Why did my sister say that my fugler looked like her lmfaoo

Yes, i think that will work too, thank you

Bro im so fucking sad, maybe cheesecake and gummies will fix me :/

Can’t wait to be done with work so i can sob under the covers while listening to chasing rainbows by bring me the horizon

Honestly, I’m so tired of being the one that always falls first.

My tummy is killing me, Im not hot and have these problems, thanks for nothing jesus

Peanut butter chocolate chip cookies are so good

I better not be reincarnated in the next life, I cannot do this shit again

if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake

protecting my eyes from the horrors of the world

seek jesus. i don’t want you in hell with me

It’s so painful waking up every day and no one likes me, brutal actually

Men are so evil, they need to stay away from my soul (my arbys roast beef sandwich)