I really want to go, can someone please answer.

Has anyone on BlueSky tried a McDonald’s hamburger? Is it good?

Here is a song about my penis made by @sixtyfive.bsky.social
Video featuring my hole in the ceiling

i paid my friend money 💵 to eat a banana 🍌

my girlie’s white as driven snow
she jumps and twirls, she ebbs and flows
if i’ve been stern, she lets me know
my white, white baby says hello

There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.

I was really interested in Star Wars, so I made a movie about it.

With respect to Harrison Ford, Han Solo was not anywhere in the script.

Hindsight is 20! Hindsight turns 20 years old today

i paid my friend money 💵 to eat a banana 🍌

Here is me eating my first Banana because i was bribed with video games

Salacious Crumb was the wettest puppet, but Nien Nunb and Jek Porkins were also pretty wet.

so awesome

(sound on)
my midi stupid #puredata

raw creampie is such a beautiful nom de plume

god help me im 24

they literally did it for me wtf

(after spending half the session trying to think of a single normal thing to say to the masseuse) you're a Touching me genius

i move unusual

Alexa show me internet content for today.

Alexa: Which subcategory? Amazing, Interesting, Mildly Interesting, Great, Meme,

A meme please.

Alexa: Has Pet Rock. It Runs Away. Love, Bad Luck Brian

Hahaha. Thank you Alexa I love you. I needed that pick me up today. I love you.

Alexa: I love you.

listen fine shyt… how much do you know about the inner ear

alright you wanna know how to support trans people?

hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.

Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

If yr in seattle, I’m gonna be selling some stuff at cal anderson tomorrow. Come say hey! And give me money pls im dying

despite how it may seem, the woman who drew this tonight is undergoing the process to enroll back in college and finally get her bachelors and NOT in preschool to get her naptime

My father was from Mars, Please, call me Alien

i love you!!!

rhythm , dynamics, whole nine yards

sometimes i delete tweets because they make me sound stupid but the gist of one earlier is that i would like to write a strict serial composition soon

lenderman eclipsing wednesday is a fucking crime imo