Love the alt text!

I’d still rather walk alone.

The reason things are so fucked isn’t just down to the greed and indifference of the rich or the cruelty and corruption of our politicians, but because thousands of people vote against their own self-interest and thousands more can’t even be bothered to get involved.

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just went to fight God.

Also he jumps off one side of the rock and lands in the sea at the other side of the rock.

I’m not having it that Liverpool is having its 10th annual St Patrick’s Day parade. No one I know has ever heard of this. Mandela effect going on here.

I feel quite cynical about this. I’ve wanted PR for decades but now it looks like we’re only close to getting it when the 2 parties are going to lose massively.

Tidal. Honestly not as good as Spotify but best for artists. Small sacrifice to be a more ethical listener!

At a CNY hotpot. It’s like “Here, make a dozen different foods taste the same!”

I was in a cafe today. The waitress looked at my baby’s t-shirt and asked “Is that Che Guevara?”.

I said “No, he hasn’t developed class consciousness yet.”

Which, I think, took her a bit by surprise.

I keep telling people that we don’t need a process to remove the house of lords we just need a bunch of people to go down and block the doors until it’s done. That’s the very least. Call it a tiny revolution.

If someone says “at the end of the day…” you know you’re about to hear some distilled stupidity.

Our political parties are the Tories, the Lib Dem’s who threw their lot in with the Tories the first chance they got, Labour who turned out to be no different than the Tories and the Reform party full of failed Tories.

That’s why I’m a @greenparty.org.uk member!

. @mayorofgm.bsky.social join.greenparty.org.uk/join-us/

The MAGAs are going nuts because the new HE-MAN has pronouns. 🤣🤣🤣

Do you think he’s that big robot? 😬

Jaw$

Do you reckon trumpet players aren’t just blowing, they’re also humming the tune?

Fascists rely on loyalists at every level to keep them in power. No one is more loyal than somebody with something to lose. If the regime were to fall, these agents would face justice for their crimes.

I think the abuses of power and criminal behaviour by ICE are part of the plan. Not just as a campaign of intimidation and setting a “new normal” but as a process of the regime shoring up power.

My baby started to laugh today.

That new Tron movie doesn’t even have Tron in it. No bad guy who turns out to be a corrupted Tron, not even a former mechanic trained to take up the mantel.

The Love Boat did a great episode where a character’s friend returned as a trans woman. We’ve gone backwards as a society!

The mandarin word for shit is da bian which sounds a lot like esta bien which is Spanish for its alright. Just goes to show, when you speak in a foreign language you can think you sound alright but really you’re talking a load of shit.

Got my bin out first for a rare Sunday collection. Neighbours are now following suit. I am the binfluencer.

Hosted the entire family Friday then made a vegan Christmas dinner for 6 today. Bossed the presents for Elliott and Aki. Lucas fell asleep in my arms and now I’m having an early night right next to him. 👌

Remember when Lion-O’s sword would grow as he shouted “Thundercats HO!” And then Cheetara would come running. What did they mean by this?

Everything good about Christmas; the tree, decorations, holly, mistletoe, eating, drinking, merriment, presents - all of it is Yule.

The horrors persist. Alas, so must I.