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Posts by Wile E. Calzone

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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

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2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. 

"No rapping tonight"
Why?
"You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing"
Ok
(After one beer)

Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy

2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. "No rapping tonight" Why? "You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing" Ok (After one beer) Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy

when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post

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Shhhhhh

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Jordan Eberle Hangman

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins
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LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social
I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought.
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Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social
You're still accountable.

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a rap song called Janus Films logo

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always been a favorite of mine

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L. Dick Buell Purdue Men’s Basketball Head Coach Matt Painter

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as a lifelong purdue boilermakers fan….

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Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky

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Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads!
Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads! And Dad's Car!

gm

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DENNIS

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Don Draper going to the restaurant from Playtime and getting increasingly pissed off

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I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

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1900: [title too racist to print] by ives
'cracker' whitey
1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers
1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg
1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra
1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey
1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie
1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes
1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats
1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club
1990: shit by phlegm

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

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all-timer

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Wii Shop Wednesday New Wii Titles!

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Still feeling that Olympic high? Looking for ways to support high-level amateur winter sport in your community year-round?

(PHOTO OF MAPLE LEAFS LOGO)
Support Your Local Independent Hockey Club,
The Toronto Maple Leafs

Play a sport very similar to the hockey you saw on display in Milan

Many of the stars of Team Canada are their friends or acquaintances

Already have a maple leaf on the front of the jersey so you’re all set there

SOME TICKETS ARE THEORETICALLY AVAILABLE

A graphic that begins with a sad man with an Olympic shirt and Olympic flag: Still feeling that Olympic high? Looking for ways to support high-level amateur winter sport in your community year-round? (PHOTO OF MAPLE LEAFS LOGO) Support Your Local Independent Hockey Club, The Toronto Maple Leafs Play a sport very similar to the hockey you saw on display in Milan Many of the stars of Team Canada are their friends or acquaintances Already have a maple leaf on the front of the jersey so you’re all set there SOME TICKETS ARE THEORETICALLY AVAILABLE

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CBC Gem dawg

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This guy rules

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I’m mad I ever doubted him

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Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!

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Suno, AI Music, and the Bad Future
Suno, AI Music, and the Bad Future YouTube video by Adam Neely

I made a long video about technocapitalism and AI music

youtu.be/U8dcFhF0Dlk?...

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[guests making small talk at the Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry wedding]

MARK CARNEY: ... and ultimately, this idea of a hegemon, this Monroe Doctrine-era construct of a benign hemispheral custodian, it comes straight out of Hobbes

CHARLI XCX: (nodding) like only the boy can see the tiger

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[emits strangled vowel sounds, wheezes, tugs at collar]

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Abolish ICE

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