When I saw you on camera I had a total fan girl meltdown and screamed “oh my god it’s Aubrey!!!” to my husband on a different floor of the house. ❤️

Gotta pay for that last quip!

If it makes you feel any better, I somehow ended up on a republican list and they send just as many texts

A silly small dogs sits comfortably next to a dormant raspberry plant in a wooden rectangular planter on a wood deck. His butt is surely getting dirty. He looks up at his person like “ what?”

What
#dogsofbluesky

Buncha turkey vultures hanging out behind our house today. Yesterday they were eating a dead possum.

Was feeling the spring vibes this weekend and had to get some plants in somewhere! #primrose #dustymiller #cyclamen #gardening

My dog looks like a cattle bean. I’ve been wanting to learn how to photoshop him into a jar of them. One of these beans is actually a dog!

He stole my baseball

People often say something’s “not the hill to die on” but I am 5 to 10 times more likely to say “THIS IS THE HILL THAT I DIE ON!!!!”

Quiche is hosting magic. People think it’s super fancy but it’s really easy and the possibilities are endless.

Happy Birthday to @blorpbloop.bsky.social !!

Today is the last night of my 30s. I am sitting on the balcony of my hotel room in Puerto Vallarta, drinking wine and eating potato chips, listening to the music of various clubs below, sitting by my husband who is reading a book. I think I’m going to be pretty good at 40s.

It’s that thing where you are turning 40 in 5 days and your hip is sore and you don’t know why. #thisis40

The big purple fish is usually just for bedtime snuggles, but occasionally it is dragged out and viciously attacked. #dogs

My husband insists that he was the first person to not like Elon Musk, at least 10 years and running. The “I told you so” energy really ramped up when he bought Twitter. It has since been turned up to 11.

Google “Trump dam release” and pick your favorite headline. On Friday our company couldn’t ship plants because of flooding. Some of that water was ours, btw. Way to screw over farmers #thankstrump #agriculture

I was at an art fair a long time ago and there was someone that did big paintings of the underside of tall hwy overpasses. I was with someone who was like “why would you want a painting of that?” But the color of the light on the big swathes of concrete, pinks and gold, beautiful.

I feel like I gave it a fair shake, but overnight oats are a no for me. Perhaps the only breakfast you could make by accidentally leaving your groceries in a puddle. #hottake

Finally made my berry bowl. Pick, rinse, display. #ceramics #gardening

It may look like they’re snuggling, but it’s much more likely that Eleanore is just being a jerk that wants her spot back.

The Rundown - This American Life The story of one girl's mission to bring people together everywhere by eliminating small talk forever.

Reminded tonight about how much this segment by @starleekine.bsky.social probably changed my life. I don’t usually ask “how many virgins?” but I try to use “if you can think it, you can ask it.”

www.thisamericanlife.org/231/time-to-...

I guess it was like a Mediterranean inspired fried rice?

Tonight I made the most chaotic dinner I have ever made. Chris’s review was “There were a lot of different flavors, but I ate the whole thing.”