if Sylvia Plath killed herself in 2026 she would've had to stick her head in a Smart Oven that plays ads for BetterHelp on the door

Should I bring a loaf of sandwich bread as my contribution to snack day

My dog produced a steaming pile of shit today and I had a good chuckle

A steaming pile of shit is easily 2x funnier than a regular pile of shit, don’t ask me why though

Baby I’m gonna treat you like a piece of trash in my car. That’s right, you’ll be with me forever 😊

InMotion P6 the 80MPH challenge!! YouTube video by Hsiang

I simply cannot get enough videos of guys riding electric unicycles on the highway going 80 mph m.youtube.com/watch?v=z26z...

Baby I’m gonna treat you like a piece of trash in my car. That’s right, you’ll be with me forever 😊

When someone posts a photo of their meal, responding: “ohh but I wish I was your stomach yum yum 😋 😋 “

It’s fucking nuts dude

Exactly

Lmao

“Like a green red blue reindeer, dead lying down with a fawn
Copulating, having sex
Mating with a babboon with buffalo wings
Hahahahaha
Like Hitler, the German Shepherd, coming with a brown”

“Bash in your head with ten full cans of Campbell's soup
I'm on the roof and I let the pigeons out the chicken coop
Stole your checks, and flush money down the toilet bowl
Look at the frog, he's gone too down the commode”

“Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me
What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doodoo?
Smear poopoo flies on your forehead
Spit in your salad, vomit on your brother's breakfast”

Might be worth enlisting 🤔

How many

Steven Seagal's Insane Guitar Solo YouTube video by Richard Plays Guitar

I like dinosaur jr, but j. Mascis’ solos always remind me of this m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ8n...

Uh is there even any other way to look at it??

When did you become a tech bro

“We’re working hard to putting food on your family” was a classic

Disgusting shit out there

Fuck 😞

Where did it come out of

I must know two of the oldest Jasons alive

PUT 👏 HER 👏 BACK

I’m here for facts

This “technical difficulties” graphic on the SNY broadcast for the Mets-Dodgers game is amazing.

Dead, huh?

Yeah, plus as a fly on the wall you’d also get to hear and see everything that happened. Wait what did you mean