He'd be so good to you.
Posts by Carli Velocci ๐ฝ
Roald and Stuart but they look really French
Clair Obscur (2025)
If someone testifies that theyโve made a tool that could potentially end the world, youโd expect that person to be immediately marched out in handcuffs.
Thatโs an idea that was floated to me third-hand a couple of years ago, and I wish I knew who originally said it. But itโs spot-on.
I hear that pan flute in my nightmares
Star Trek has tons of dumb romances that come out of nowhere. This is the worst one almost primarily because of how much Chakotay sucks
I miss Vine now
Definitely suing
The original quoted post is on a blocked account. What does it say?
Code of Honor if obviously terrible. Truly among the worst of what Star Trek offers.
That's one episode. Chakotay is seven seasons
Also the racism. No personality too and no chemistry with anybody in the cast but also oo boy racism
Don't worry, everybody hates Chakotay
I like them but mostly because I like O'Brien. They didn't do enough after introducing them in TNG to make them feel like a real couple beyond just being co-parents.
Very few "good" couples in 90s Trek if you think about it.
At least the salamanders are fun
Alright stop, collaborate, and listen
Tbf this was made worse because I knew Seven was into women
Diane, it's Friday and we're so fucking back
Seven and chakotay about to kiss because God has forsaken us
Of all the bad things Star Trek has done in its 60 year history, this might be the worst
I wish I didn't know how to read
Shoresy and Wayne shaking hands
Move over MCU, this is my Endgame
I need you all to know I'm at around 26 minutes in and am losing my absolute mind. @foldablehuman.bsky.social continues to be one of the best to do it.
HAPPY FRIDAY TO MEEE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dwa...
If Bluesky is broken, how else will I tell people that YouTube Music decided to recommend me Dragostea din tei in 2026??
@bryantfrancis.me (2026)
UH OH
Maintenance Kill!
god yeah. Do something!!
yah! I feel like so many people stop at the "hiring" part and not the "actually supporting people" part. Opening the door but not actually making the room better.
... ok so let's get you to 690 reviews by 6/9.