If you had told me at the start of this game that Tyrese Maxey would put Max Shulga on skates and stick a 3 in his face…I guess I would’ve believed you. Fairly likely outcome to that scenario now that I think about it

That’s the downside to Wemby’s size. He’s prone to become dazed any time he bashes his face into the floor at a high speed. Tall guy problem

It’s quite interesting that Scoot Henderson is a trail blazer of basketball while Scoot McNairy is a trail blazer of cinema #film #athletics

A big congratulations to new Head Coach and President of Basketball Operations Tony LaRussa

(smugly correcting my boss who is firing me)

I actually call them MUSTakes.

Sideline reporter: what does it mean to rock these Hellman’s Salute to Mayonnaise Edition uniforms tonight?

Player: Ah man. It’s a dream come true.

The greatest achievement of your career immortalized in photos and you’re wearing lavender and lime jerseys that say “WORK CITY” on them. Few residents of said city have ever heard of this nickname before.

Raising the trophy in your red and blue overalls-patterned alternates promoting the Super Mario Galaxy movie>>>>>>>>

WEAR YOUR NORMAL UNIFORMS FOR THE PLAYOFFS

The Hardware Leader will always win. You may fool the Hardware Leader once or twice but you can never match his strength. You are a bug underneath the Hardware Leader’s boot.

Americans are tired of being lied to by medicine. Everywhere around us is cures and I’d like to see you work with Mr Kennedy Jr on bringing this to light

They’re reshooting Eternals to include a scene where Kingo says “what I’m REALLY afraid of is Dr. Doom”

Sorry, had to pin this from the other site now that I’m off. Sentiment remains

Check this shit out. It’s Blade

When the girl in the yellow shirt comes out with the bucket of fish

LeBron protected a child in a wheelchair from harm in the first 5 minutes. KD is out with a bruise on his knee

There is something profoundly weird about this Lakers Rockets game

As an all-time gamer and ferocious competitor, this has to eat him up

No offense to Ken but Torgo would be a killer Jeopardy host

The Knicks give me hope as a Bulls fan. Still have the same shitty owner but lucked into a good front office hire to pull them out of the mud

Mark Strong was recently spotted with a shaved head so you gotta think production starts soon

Can’t fully explain it but Kenny Atkinson has always given me James Woods in Casino vibes

This year marks the 50th anniversary of the “Miracle of Richfield” team and the Cavs somehow aren’t rocking these throwbacks at all. Franchise malpractice

Stephen A: I understand that Deuce Tatum is a child. But he is a disrespectful child. He is an insolent child. He is a child who needs to be put in his place. He is a child in DESPERATE NEED of a lesson

Malika: ok so we’re tied at the half. Game 7 of the Finals, Perk what are these teams thinking?

It's interesting to see Prime's strategy of offering insightful game analysis from respected players. We'll see if it beats ESPN's strategy of giving unlimited time to Stephen A Smith to triple down on a weeks-long feud with Deuce Tatum that no one can really trace the origin of

All it took was a mountain of evidence and him releasing like 4 songs called “I definitely murdered a teenage girl” to get it done. Excellent work.

Before this we had to rely on overweight American tourists in Minnie Mouse shirts clumsily sliding down the crater in flip flops to capture footage like this

(being an absolutely insufferable music guy while discussing Angine de Poitrine)

Oh yeah. I guess they do wear costumes to some degree

Even if LeBron wanted to bypass a farewell tour (lol) I don’t think the league and networks would allow it. Absurd amounts of money would be lost