Disgusting. This POS deserves to nowhere

Annoying person: You should get out of your comfort zone

Me: You should get out of my comfort zone

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

😂😂

The best part is the new logo! All of this is fantastic but the new logo *chef kiss*

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Saudis pulling funding, per Dan Patrick Show

New Jersey's Jamie Ding appearing on the April 15, 2026 episode of "Jeopardy!" Photo by Tyler Golden, Sony Pictures Television

Metro Detroit native Jamie Ding could soon earn his 27th straight "Jeopardy!" win, and host Ken Jennings is cheering him on to break his all-time record, Jennings said during a question-and-answer session.

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LIV Golf dead. You love to see it.

So he clearly isn’t going to punish Vrable in anyway way. Quite the double standard for men and women

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

This is why she will lose

Go off son 👏🏻

Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and Mike Garafolo.

NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension.

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC

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When I see Robby haters on social media #ThePitt

This season was incredible much like the first season. Robby’s depression while being a functional ER doctor was intense. I do feel McKay did get left out this season a little bit though

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The season finale of #ThePitt

Dana didn’t grab the wrong chart. We finally saw someone get through to him a little bit too. First time in two seasons

I just had my mind blown. Taylor Dearden, Mel King in The Pitt, her dad in real life is…..

Bryan Cranston

I’m not sure how some people don’t understand number 1 by now. Look what happened last time. Preserve democracy, if it’s still left in 2028, and then sort it out

This got me

Can’t wait for the season finale of #ThePitt this week

How about no, you drunk tw*t