*The Real Reason I’m getting back into HSR. I have at least 40 pity and a guaranteed pull the next time I hit a five star.*

Alecto: Will both of you shut it!

I will get the bat.

I don’t remember I was half awake at the time.

Nope! It was between her and Super Dan Hung for characters I didn’t have.

Morning Everyone!

So… I redownloaded StarRail and I picked my free character.

Alecto: and the Summoning gave me two good pulls.

Iori: it’s good to see you well Master.

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Wife!

Alecto: I summoned the Kenshin he’s contracted to and mine? Weird….

Musashi: Wait… Iori?

Iori: I can explain later!

Alecto: Than let’s summon someone big!

Alecto: *Command Spells glow* Whoever can make your way to me! I summon you!

Iori: I’m here, Master!

Kenshin: Uesugi Kenshin, taking the stage!

Alecto: Good News Musashi! I can call in back-up!

Alecto: What do you mean by that?

Alecto: Than we head east!

Alecto: *Scoops up Eve.* I’ll carry you.

Alecto: We need to move, now!

Alecto: And not just any moon… that’s a Blood Moon…

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Penguins!

I see her.

(And now how Alecto reacted to seeing Kama in her swimsuit.)

Alecto: *Blushing* Holy shit….

Woo!

Image check!

Well that’s part of it.

Why do you think Crimson and I try to keep her in a decent mood?

Let her get it all out now.

To those who purposefully leak stuff just to ruin it for the creators and for the audiences...

To those repost media without crediting the original source...

To those who put watermarks on cutscene compilations with zero gameplay...

GRACEFULLY, go buy some Viagra so you can go fuck yourself!!!

She does have the whole Teenage Wednesday vibe.

Not that Venom!

Alecto: Let’s get the kids home first!

Alecto: I appreciate the honesty.